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2d ago

Rust? A catgirl of your talents?

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Don't worry she knows she should teach you something bottom like .net
- She’ll make excuses for python inefficiencies. ‘But it has so many libraries available!’
  
  i feel attacked! i'm neither feline nor trans and still

Is this an April Fools joke?
- Everyone knows that transwomen prefer Rust due to its borrow checker which ensures memory safety without the overhead of garbage collection.
  
  It's just basic biology, how do people not know this?
  
  Not every trans woman tho
- It has to be. RMS browses the internet by e-mailing a remote machine that wgets the page and e-mails it back to him, then views it in lynx so that JavaScript doesn't run. There's absolutely no way in Hell he'd be on corporate social media.
  (I'm not joking, by the way.)
  
  Mastodon is corporate social media?
  
  I’ve seen a lot of FOSS purists before, but this guy has gotta be the Linux equivalent of one of those dudes who lives in the forest with a tin hat so the guberment can’t read his thoughts.
- Look at those numbers to get your answer.
- Yeah, but it's true. What if?

Don’t worry.
No catgirl’s gonna get anywhere near the fetid odour of RMS.
Don’t ask me why I know it.
- Newsflash: felines stink, the bigger they are the more they do. A big furry wouldn’t have a problem with body odor even in the scale of RMS’s.

S***, I've been meaning to learn Rust but didn't know where to start, thanks
- https://doc.rust-lang.org/book/
  
  I keed I keed

had me in the first half of the first half

Wut ? 🤔 Eli5 pls ?
- Rust is a programming language
  
  Hm OK. That I know..
- Also: stallman is a character and has been associated with a ~~pedophelia/ebephilia yikes~~ semi reasonable Epstein takes and a lack of understanding that consenting sex with a minor causes harm.

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