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2y ago

It’s over Kerch Bridge, Big Z has the bridge-closing expert on his side

Shamelessly appropriated.

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Chris Christe can block the bridge better than snore lax
- maybe if we dropped him from high enough
  
  I thought we were trying to avoid the use of WMDs

I think it's about this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Lee_lane_closure_scandal And I learnt today that Chris Christie had yet another scandal!
- That was actually the big scandal.

why would this meeting ever take place?
- Chris Christie is running for president. His polling is abysmal, but who knows what happens if Trump's support collapses.
  Zelensky doesn't want to appear partisan and risk alienating the republican party in the middle of a war, given Ukraine relies on continued US support, so he'll happily shake the hand of anyone and everyone if that helps.
  
  Isn't it illegal for him to be "negotiating" with foreign leaders?
- The US definitely isn't sending their best.
  
  Or their brightest

Big Z lol.

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