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AllBiMyself @lemmy.blahaj.zone

1w ago

Emigration Rule

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You don't even need to be beautiful. I just want someone to hold me while I cry myself to sleep.
- I'll hold you but no crying >:(
  
  No deal!

- u r a human bean and i beleib in u
- Noooo don't say that. I'm sure you have a great personality you just don't see/believe it yourself :(.

hello. I have no useful life skills, but I am very good at sucking dick, and my ass is about a meter in circumference. If you want to take on the responsibility of owning a femboy, hit me up.
- about a meter
  Speaking metric already? This one has promising submissve qualities for you euro tops.
  
  Unfortunately not given the spelling of metre :(
- Which way are you measuring? Is this just cheek, or hips or what
  
  it's my hip measurement.

Americans: sell your ring finger to immigrants ♥️
- At this point I'll happily take any finger, or even a toe.
  
  Does it need to be human? Because depending on the definition of toe I might have a job for my centipede friends.

Beautiful? Maybe. But I can guarantee that I can be a autistic and very clingy transfem gf with big boobs and masisve thighs
- you had me at big boobs and thighs
- Is Sweden an acceptable destination? I'm a bi-bear living with a bi-witch who has consented to a nonsexual-relationship twink living on our farm, but she would definitely prefer a big thighed woman instead
  
  But what if I'm a bi-twink looking for a non-nonsexual relationship? :3
  
  A bear and witch sound like a lovely fairytale household that I'd enjoy having in my neighbourhood.
  
  I'm not a twink but these thighs don't lie. When do I buy my plane ticket?
  
  Sweden works :3
- Had me at autistic and clingy too bad I'm stuck in this shit hole too

if we all pool our money together we can buy an island for just queer people. :^
- I always have fantasized about getting a group of cool people, buying an island, establishing it in the world economy and starting a new world without the prejudice, discrimination, and microplastics. 😅
  
  That’s when the CIA comes knocking
  
  Magneto?...
  
  GAY FURRY COMMUNE!
  
  if i had the chance, i'd maybe do something similar. but who knows
  what i'm longing for the most is that green, uncut grass grows again near the roadside. everywhere today the air is stinky and full of dust. if there were plants, they would remove the dust from the air (because they evaporate water and that "washes" the air clean) and the air would be breathable and healthy again.
- if we're lucky the capitalist system collapses in our lifetime, and all we have to do is wait :D
  
  I don't know why so many people on Lemmy seem to think that when capitalism dies a fully formed socialist utopia will magically spring up in its place. The way we're headed when capitalism dies the people with all the guns will be in charge, and that's mostly the same people who already are. The end of the American republic probably won't be the end of the American empire.
- Yes lets do another israel but with LGBTQ+ people (/with hookers and coke)
  
  Look the problem with israel is that there were people living there originally.
  I think it's fine if nobody is living there.

My application:
Pros:
Great at cooking
Built several gardens and chicken coups
I have zero problem doing all the house chores if I get to wear a maid dress
Computer skillz, love selfhosting
Very good at handywork and fixing things
Cons:
Im anti (generative) ai (for eco and copyright reasons)
I will talk your ear off about planes, cars, trains, tanks, nuclear power, etc
And the worst offender: I play warthunder
- I play warthunder
  have you considered working for a spy agency? They can probably get you papers.
- I feel like the US could use a chicken coup right now. Couldn't be worse than the dipshits currently in charge.
- Sounds great! The cons aren't cons to me! I'm not sure if I can trust a war thunder player not to leak confidential information though xd
- All of that is already me, exept i am not pro nuclear and warthunder do be a red flag
- You're perfect!
  I don't play top tier though, so as long as that's not a problem.
  
  Low teir is where all the fun is at!

How about an autistic german enby twink/twunk/femboy?
- twunk? twink hunk?
  
  Yes. I am slender but got muscles and decent size piece. Buuut am not a jock and sometimes am in femboy mood owo

Which country, and do you want to share my dildo collection?
- The Netherlands and yes
- I am in europe already and would love to share

beautiful
There's always a catch 🙁
- You are beautiful though!
  
  🙈

Have you heard about our lord and saviour, thick thighs?
- I'm intrigued, tell me more
  
  Thick thighs love you and want to embrace you, but only if you allow them and let them into your heart. Thick thighs save lives.

90 days fiancee but the third world country is the US. Beautiful. I offer nederland tips!

This thread has given me ideas for a great new dating/emigration app
- Include Australia/NZ if you do. We exist.
- Same. Want to work on said possible idea? I propose calling it a "foreign dating and immersive language practice" app

Let me just pack my programming socks

Yes please I can maybe get u 2 wife for the price of one
- 😳

Hello
- i thk we can make this polycule work
- wassup bombing
  
  Oh you know just enjoying living in America and not wanting a way out at all lolol
  
  I just wanna be clear for future stumblers-upon that my other reply was sarcasm. This place sucks

If I wasn't married I would be tempted

Deal.

Australia here as well yo. Is there any latina nerdy shut-ins finally going to have a reason to be on the same side of the planet?

Okay, but I’m not beautiful. However, my wife and her best friend are (They’re a bonded pair, I couldn’t separate them). So we need like three people, one of whom is willing to take one for the team.

I wish I were eligible to participate in this trade u_u
Unfortunately this body I'm in is ugly and neglected because decades of suppressed dysphoria have dissociated me from it so hard that I stopped seeing it as mine and even being reminded that it existed stressed me out. I, unfortunately, eat my stress. And you all know how awful American food is.
Plus even if I married anyone, I'm so disconnected from my own existence in dirtspace that even if they sat in this body's lap I'd feel no closer to them than while they're on the other side of the planet, let alone a mere ocean. Hell, I'm in a long distance relationship with MY OWN BODY x_x
- How do you feel about starting to care? You could go for a walk.
  
  i care about too much shit already x_x i'm trying to free up the headspace to do something about this, and keep telling myself that no matter how Sisyphean the task feels, maybe i can get good at pushing the boulder...

Ok... Define beautiful...

Deal.

Lavender is the most beautiful colour

Hi
- henlo

Any Latina baddies hiring?

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