POLL - You now have a monthly, lifetime subscription to the last thing you bought. Are you satisfied with your purchase?
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A monthly free pizza delivery isn’t bad
I bought a house with a mortgage so I feel like it already is this 🤣
Damn a lifetime of dog food is a good deal. That shit just keeps getting more expensive
A very large plate of chicken and rice. The food part of bodybuilding just got a lot easier.
I don't remember buying anything recently, but I lent $10 which will get me back $15 in a couple days. Infinite money I guess...
Last thing I bought was a book on C programming from Amazon. Guess I'll just die.
The anomaly will be generous and allow you to get books on different languages.
C++, C#... And maybe, some day, D.
Omg, I only needed the one laptop replacement plastic case...
Two new tires and a brake job every month? Excessive, perhaps, but I won't turn it down.
The last transaction on my bank statement is a fish and chips dinner. I'm happy with getting a free fish and chips dinner every month.
However, later in the evening I agreed to buy my friends extra ticket to a concert. No money has changed hands, so I don't know if it counts, but the deal is done. So if I'm getting a monthly subscription of concert tickets, that's also a win.
I am going to have way to many spatulas considering the one I replaced was at least 20 years old.
Let's combine forces. My monthly supply of Nintendo Switch controllers and your wooden spoons are a perfect match.
We can sell the wooden spoons, to have money to buy more switch controllers when they develop drift every month.
A lifetime subscription to tea and egg mcmuffins will make my life shorter, but it'll be a happy one.
PIZZA aw yis lucked out on that one
Just bought some tacos, which is the best subscription you can have.
It was petrol for my car. Yeah, free fuel for life would be good.
Last thing I bough was 7kg of top tier steak for about 8USD/kg (converting from my local currency). Seems I will have a nice barbecue every month now haha
UNLIMITED FRIES
Knife sharpening blocks. Time to buy more knives? Start a sharpening business?
Hell yeah! I bought dank legal weed in California! Best lifetime subscription ever, especially since I live in a prohibition state! I like this thread.
So, a monthly lifetime subscription to prison?
That’s the best part—the amount I bought was still low enough to be a misdemeanor. I’ll take that risk.
It was beer, so yes.
A new pair of glasses, every month. great. 👍😎
Fresh lychee fruit - hell yeah!
A couple of adjustable wrenches. I lose tools constantly, but I don't think I need new ones every month.
Chips and a protein bar... I guess it could be worse
Oh goodie, I most recently purchased Final Fantasy XVI. What's the granularity of this? Do I just get extra copies of the game (kinda useless, since I bought it digitally) or can I view it as a lifetime subscription to PlayStation games in general (very useful)?
Same issue here. I bought an extra concert ticket from a friend.
Am I getting monthly concert tickets as a general thing? Am I just getting monthly Nickelback tickets (say what you want, this is practically a hometown show). Am I jusy getting monthly stubs of tickets from the exact concert we're attending (tonight)?
Is the friend still involved in these tickets?
Underwear. I'm okay with that.
It's coffee, so YES.
I’ll probably have to reinstate the iron curtain, give. That I last bought a couple bags of concrete…
I bought a month of a rank on a Minecraft server, looks like I'll have that rank forever!
You now have a monthly, lifetime subscription to the last thing you bought. Are you satisfied with your purchase?
Yes.
I bought two cheesesteaks, not bad but I could eat them but frequently than monthly.
I just bought the game Risk of Rain 2. I wouldn't be a huge fan of it suddenly turning into a subscription model, but if I didn't get a say in the matter and the universe somehow chose Risk of Rain 2... then at least it chose a quality game.
I bought Jedi Survivor last night but luckily I bought weed after, so yes, weed subscription, please.
Last online thing I bought or literally last thing I bought?
Last thing I bought were groceries from the supermarket, I already have a lifelong weekly subscription lol. Last thing I bought online was a cat tree which would be quite an interesting proposition...
It was a Nintendo Switch controller. I'm resigned that I'll still probably have to deal with drift.
At least you get a new free one a month?
A&W zero sugar root beer. I guess things could be worse
You just gave A&W their new slogan.
I think that's the slogan for diet soda in general
AA batteries, not bad i guess
I'm gonna have so many USB cables. And I'll still probably not be able to find any.
a lifetime subscription to caramel popcorn
God I'd love that
Xbox Gold for Life!
Not sure, I don’t want diabetes (Starbucks)
Does food count? I was grocery shopping yesterday. But I wouldn't be too happy if I only received what I bought then, some stuff is pretty tasty but I don't need that much oil and soy sauce. I use one bottle for many months haha
The last thing I bought was a grapefruit IPA on draft. I'm not unhappy with a free monthly draft beer, but I'm not exactly over the moon, either.
BattleBit Remastered.
Having a good time, hope they don't use FaceIT.
10/10 game, good purchase!
3.5mm to usb-c adapter... Definitely not satisfied since it'll be a constant reminder of my hatred that so many phones took away the 3.5mm headphone jack.
Lottery tickets. I'm either as blandly disappointed as my previous purchase (j/k haven't checked the numbers yet) or pleasantly surprised, with an infinitesimal chance of being hella thrilled. Yeah, I'm good with this.
a lifetime subscription to crackers, lovely.
4pts of milk, chicken burgers and microwavable rice. I guess I won't go hungry.
Well i was at a second hand market (flohmarkt) and bought a plastic toy castle for my kid.
Last thing I bought was instacart. So yeah would be pretty happy for that