Checkmate homophobes! I'm just too cute >:3

Counterpoint: What if Satan decided to give you dope ass thicc hips so you can be a femboy fatale, tempting the righteous into "sin"? Satan is pretty cool tbh I wouldn't put it past him.

God didn't give me childbearing hips, but I started going to the gym to excessively use the leg press, do hip thrusts, and do everything else that'll get me a massive booty. Pray for a thicc future 🙏