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Map reveals the unexpected UK towns that buy the biggest dildos

metro.co.uk /2025/03/16/map-reveals-unexpected-uk-towns-buy-biggest-dildos-22673862/

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This is the kind of news I come to Lemmy for 💪
"average uk resident buys 7.13 in dildo" factoid actualy just statistical error. average resident buys a belwo average dildo every few years. Dildos Georg, who travels around the UK and buys over 100 10 ft dildo each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
- Who the hell is making a 10 foot ones, and who for?? Whales??
  
  One must presume that they're for your mother, no?
- What's your problem with Dildos Georg? He's a cool guy
  
  I'm a fan, too, but he screws up the statistics :(
Are there UK towns that are expected to buy the biggest dildos? What are the criteria for that?
- Are there UK towns that are expected to buy the biggest dildos?
  
  Probably wherever the most stuck-up people live.
- Probably:
  
  buy the biggest dildos
It's early here and my daily info intake is complete!
- intake is complete!
  
  You realize that could be taken in many different ways.
  
  Actually, so could my comment.
It's an absolute indictment of the pervasive inadequacy of privacy laws that this information was able to be compiled in the first place.
- I don’t think they went around people’s houses and measured them all like some kind of sexual doomsday book.
UK.... we need to talk.

Where are you shopping? Are you getting a good deal? Do they offer international shipping?
- I used to live near the LoveHoney warehouse. I'm actually a little annoyed I ever moved away now though.
  
  I'd be happier man with a discount there...
I often find myself remembering the earlier days of the internet fondly and missing all of the random and ridiculous content that used to proliferate it. Then stuff like this comes along and it brings me right back.

Keep being weird, internet.

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