Caption this.

You found what on my web history?!

DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?

"Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You're gonna be late for work."

Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.

I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?

Teeth hair.

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY

Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.

When you realise you've been caught in a web of your own lies.

Have you seen my tweezers.

I can't believe you paid for winrar

Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.

"in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans"

This makes me highly uncomfortable

See kids? Monsters not bad! Monsters just... different! And different not bad!

Young Bobby was so eager for his beard to grow in, but this is not what he had in mind. being 15 is rough.

Hello skinny hooman

There is no try. Only do.

I have… Understandings

Who? Me?

The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home

Lycosidae Mirum

I can haz cheezeburger?

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

Spider Mench

It was an alright Adam Sandler film.