memes @lemmy.world cm0002 @lemmy.world 8h ago

Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)

Memes @lemmy.ml Peter_Arbeitslos @feddit.org 13h ago

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That's so funny, my new girlfriend is also called Nicole, and you won't believe it, I met her right here on the Fediverse! 😍
- Omg, same story here! Don't worry, you don't know her, she goes to school in Canada
  
  You're not gonna believe this...
- Are we dating the same woman?
  
  Plot twist: Nicole is a real person, building the biggest polycule to date!
- If this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word 'girlfriend' for 'Nicole' & use it irl.
- https://youtu.be/UhNVD4RhqGU
I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…
- Your days will be truly miraculous from here on out.
- got my first nicole recently too.
  
  that means the fediverse is growing nicely!
  
  Welcome to the fam!
This is Nicoles world, we just comment in it.
- So on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.
  
  The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.
  
  🎶Corpos to the right of me
  Nicoles on the left
  Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶
That’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.
- ... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).
You know what, at this point I'd miss the messages if they stopped coming. I had a two week gap and I was weirdly disappointed about it.
I was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?
- I thought it was a scam at first, as on the surface it resembles a romance/pig butchering scam. But if you dig a little deeper, it seems like it could be a harassment campaign targeting someone. The matrix server basically doxes someone's workplace, and the pictures of "Nicole" are screenshots from a webcam. At no point have I noticed any ask for sending funds.
  
  The mystery and weirdness of this is something to behold.
- I also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.
  
  This identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.
  
  Edit: There is a whole damn community…
Nicole is so hot it's actually insane
- I thought she was kind of mid charisma-wise, but I will say she’s well known
My Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall
- Please make a post with this!
  Irl pic is ofc expected.
  
  True love stories are so inspirational!
Thank you OP--timing is superb
Dude your girlfriend is stalking me, please tell her to stop.

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