Pick a Card

“What do you want on your tombstone?”

“Pepperoni and sausage.”

My epitaph is going to be an LLM bot, trained on every email and social media post I've ever made, that every day responds to between 3 and 6 posts or post comments; and picks a random topic based on the Lemmy communities to which I'm subscribed and posts a single random toot on ActivityPub.

And, besides, I believe Lemmy should have reactions.

I always say I want mine to read "He died the way he lived" and then say how I died. The less sense it makes the better.

Hier ruhen meine Gebeine,

ich wünscht es wären Deine.

Here lie my bones,

I wish yours would lie here instead.

"Confusion."

Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I’ll be back.

Vigo the Carpathian knew how to spit some bars.

"I'm not dead! Stop this thing! What's going on?! AAAAAHHHH!"