Lesbiab (rule)

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Does...does long bacon come from long pig?
- Just wait till I tell you about long eggs
  
  Reminds me of the opening scene from clerks 2. I always assumed that wasn't a real thing. Now, I'm not so sure.
  
  😨
How...did you end up at the long bacon store?
- It's right next to the soup store
- You have to go to the short bacon store first.
- kiss girl
Long bacon pairs nicely with bone hurting juice.
- Oof
🎶 Long looong m... Bacon 🎶
- Such an apropos reference. For those that have never watched the "Long Long Man" saga it's the rare ad campaign whose ads inspire love and greatness.
  
  https://youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY
You've heard of buying a T-shirt in the soup store, now get ready for buying a scarf in the bacon store!

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