If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?

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I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
- Yeah, likely commands such as, but not limited to: "I told you to take the last boat out of here!" Or "I won't need the log book where I am going so you better take it to draw inside while you wait for rescue you idiot!"
  
  I SAID RAM THE FUCKER. I DON'T CARE IF THE ENGINES ARE GONE, GET OUT AND PUSH IF YOU HAVE TO.

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