Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world 3d ago

Got y'all some nightmare fuel

No need to thank me

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Needs a Vance baby sonogram
- Genius.
  
  Also, "couch-o-gram"
  
  "Congratulations! It's a sectional!"
You're right. There is no need to thank you.
Yeah absolutely no need to thank you
- Don't let it haunt your dreams. Try not to think about it, especially not in an anatomical sense.
Elon Musk is also in this photo.
- Huh, you made it worse somehow. I'm impressed.
  
  Thanks!
- He's going to be so jealous of Trump
  
  That is pretty funny. On a side note, I don't think he's brave enough to endure pregnancy and childbirth more than once, if at all.
Kimster put on some of the daddie weight
- Dad bod fo sho
Wow. It even got the number of fingers right.

Now tell me. Are you sitting all day putting in prompts and posting every better image here or did you come up with it and asked specifically to post it?
- I was pleasantly surprised by that, too.
  
  Am I pathetic, or am I insane, you ask. Nobody knows, least of all me. All I can say is:
  
  Please, go outside.
- No, you don't get it, it didn't get the right number of fingers. It's just a real picture of the real world
- What did he mean by this
Is it a donkey?
- Well, yeah. What else could a jackass give birth to?
  
  Don't + Kim = donkim! I wasn't about to get fooled!
Thats a lot of tacobell
- He put his XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito into the Doritos taco, yeah.
Yeah, but with "RFK Jr" in charge of everything medical, and Donald's age, poor health and probable lack of a vagina, I don't anticipate either the baby or the birthing-parent surviving childbirth.

So when we take the horrific pain, and 0% survival rate into account, perhaps it's more of a "twisted and bleakly sadistic dream' than a nightmare?
- Damn. You Black Mirror-ed my Black Mirror. Respect.
Wow, just imagine all the batshit in the crazy that’s the result of that.
- I'm not sure it could get any worse, but it looks like we'll find out in a week or so.

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