All birds are mocking birds because they are mocking us by walking in front of us when they can actually fly.

All humans are actually mocking humans because they choose to stand or walk when they could be sprinting.

So birds do this thing where they swoop in front of a car and catch the windstream around it and it feels pretty mocking. Well anyway, I was out on my bike once and this bird-looking fucker flew up alongside me, right? He goes to swoop in front of me and you can just see them fall about an inch before flapping off. They thought I was a car! Whose the real mocker now? Probably the bird- I still can't fly!

I thought "To Kill A Mockingbird" was a manual about how to hunt birds. 🤣

Except for the ratites, who are mostly a bunch of assholes (not you, kiwis--we love you).

I love birds so much I often check the local crows and pigeons and a few other species. But pigeons are defenitely not the sharpest. They can be tamed though.