TIL that a spoon in girls' underpants protects them from forced marriage and genital mutilation during checks at the airport
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Your title leaves a fuck tonne of information out. This info is specific to girls being taken out of the country and the spoon is suppose to trigger the metal detectors at the airport.
Thank you. I have edited it
It's still terrible.
I hate when my genitals get mutilated during security checks at the airport.
But what if you also are forced married to the security first?
The TSA really needs to be more gentle during the pat downs.
Dunno, I grew up with free meals & drinks & checked bags, visits to the cockpit, and an upbeat atmosphere on every flight. So, after the systematic removal of all the above by this point; a fumbly, nonconsensual, half-hearted handjy seems on-brand for that gaping suckhole of a "public service".
Hell, even with Global Entry card, they won't give me a circumcision.
"Sir, for the last time. We can't give you ANOTHER one!"
It just keeps growing back!
🤯 Wolverine must be uncircumcised for this reason alone.
Or, he's got a real hobby.