Can you give me an honest appraisal of it?

I love it. It's hot and a great size!

But zoom out a bit. I'd love to see more of you. ;)

Oh it looks fun! I would def ride it.

Sure! Here's my appraisal: 😋😍

Thanks for sharing!

thick, veiny, long; with a well-shaped head. shove it down my throat already :)