Donald Trump's Doctor Makes Announcement About Annual Physical Exam

The president's physical health remains a topic of intense interest and importance for the voting public.

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Who gives a shit? We all know they won't tell the truth about anything anyways.
- Yep, the only update on his physical health I want to hear about is when he dies. And even then I want someone to stab him a few times to make sure he's not faking or lying.
  
  Followed by immediate cremation and flushing down the nearest toilet, and no grave site so his cultists have nowhere to worship.
  
  Remember that time that we thought he might die of covid? Those were the days.
Donald J Trump is the healthiest, most fit President in the history of the Country, some say the world. Many other doctors came to me with tears in their eyes and said Sir. you have the healthiest patient I have ever seen. Your patient is the perfect person. Not only is he a stable genius, but an outstanding athlete.

--Dr. John Barron
This is a developing story and more information will be added as it becomes available.

You absolute cucks.
Is he dead?
- he's a litch.
All they're doing is doctor-shopping for someone willing to debase their own reputation and say that Trump is in the bestest health of anyone he's ever seen in the history of the universe.
Barrygoldwater and DonaldJMusk posting non stop articles and accounts made at the same time. Definitely not the same person. /s

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