A Lufthansa pilot traced a 15-mile-long penis shape in the sky after being asked to divert his plane

After a Lufthansa pilot was asked to divert their aircraft, they spent 16 minutes doing loops in the shape of a penis over Sicily's east coast.

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What a dick move
I wonder what's the chance the was random. With all the planes that have made holding patterns over the years, I'm sure some look phallic by chance. Or maybe the tower usually makes sure not to accidentally draw that?
- Usually they do a racetrack.
  
  Yep. 90 degree turn, 90 degree turn, hold.... 90 degree turn, 90 degree turn, hold... Repeat as long as necessary. From day 1 of flight training. It's also standard when waiting your turn to land, maintaining altitude to keep different planes in their envelopes.
  Circles run the risk of losing altitude and/or airspeed.
- Lol
"Guys...I...I think we just drew a dick in the sky!! I COULD FEEL IT!" - One astute passenger nobody believed
Its clearly a tie get ya mind out da gutter
If they didn't want pilots to draw dicks in the sky with multi-million dollar aircraft they wouldn't make them so easy for pilots to draw.
High quality shit post
This also highlights where the pilot giggled.
I think He did it on purpose
The pilot is a human race mvp.
hell yeah
Dude should get that looked at by a doctor.
Deserves a raise.
What the fuck is a Lufthansa
- not sure if you're serious or not, lufthansa is germany's main airline
  
  Sweet, thanks man - I don’t live there so i wasn’t familiar
  
  And they are a bag of dicks to work with too in my experience.
- It's the thing you wash yourself with in the shower
  
  No, that's a loofah. A Lufthansa is what Nena was singing about 99 of.

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