Welp, ICYMI [in case you missed it] Trump just had a goddamned meltdown, hollering while he tried to shake down Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy for Ukraine’s minerals like a bully trying to take a kid’s lunch money. Trump was hoping to declare FLAWLESS VICTORY and ART OF THE DEAL over Ukraine’s mineral rights, but tough shit! Zelenskyy left there without signing any deal, not even a face-saving Canada/Mexico kind of one, and apparently nothing was achieved other than Trump threatening to abandon Ukraine and looking like a dick idiot in front of the world. What else is new?
Here’s the full 45 minutes, if you want your eyeballs to melt into your brain. And here’s a transcript for HOLY SHIT.
Quick backstory, when Ukraine gave up the world’s third-largest collection of nuclear weapons in 1994, it was because Russia agreed to stay the fuck out of there and not engage in economic coercion, and the US, UK, and France agreed to come to Ukraine’s aid if Russia didn’t stick to that agreement. But in 2014, Putin declared the deal void, occupied Crimea, and Russian-backed separatist forces began fighting to take the Donbas in Ukraine, too. But the Russians were unsuccessful, and negotiated a ceasefire through the Minsk agreements of 2014 and 2015. However, a Pooty promise is worth jack and shit, and Russia began that full-scale invasion of Ukraine three years and four days ago.
So today Zelenskyy met with Trump, flanked by pile of asshair JD Vance. Trump started off by being a demeaning asshole as soon as Zelenskyy stepped out of the car: “Oh look. He’s all dressed up today!” (He doesn’t seem to have minded when Elon Trump showed up to preside over his Cabinet meeting dressed in a “Tech Support” T-shirt and trucker cap.) It was all downhill from there.
A reporter asked Trump if he was too aligned with Putin. Because yeah, claiming that Russia did not invade Ukraine and that Zelenskyy is some kind of dictator suresounds like Putin is attached to Trump’s brain like some kind of space slug, even if a few days later Trump denied he said it. (“Did I say that? I can't believe I said that. Next question.”)
Look, said Zelenskyy, “during the war, everybody has problems. Even you. But you have nice ocean, you don’t feel now, but you will feel it in the future.”
And ooh that set those little-dick bullies OFF.
“You don’t know, you don’t know, don’t tell us what we’re going to feel. We’re trying to solve a problem. Don’t tell us what we’re going to feel. Because you’re in no position to dictate that, remember that, you’re in no position to dictate what we’re going to feel. We’re going to feel very good. We’re going to feel very good and strong. You’re right now not in a very good position. You’ve allowed yourself to be in a very bad position. You’re not in a good position. You don’t have the cards right now. With us you start having cards.”
Trump: [shouting again] “You haven’t been alone. We gave you, through the stupid president, $350 billion. We gave you military equipment. You and your men are brave, but they had to use our military [equipment.] If you didn‘t have our military equipment this war would have been over in two weeks.
Zelensky: “In three days. Yes, I heard it from Putin ‘in three days’…. in two weeks.”
“You’re either going to make a deal or we’re out. If we’re out, you’ll fight it out. I don’t think it will be pretty,” Trump huffed at one point. As if he was not already out, and the whole mineral-rights thing isn’t like Terry Doria borrowing money from doomed Vito Spatafore.
“The departure was an extraordinary moment at the White House: the leader of an ally whose country is fighting for its life abruptly leaving, or being thrown out, after an explosive shouting match in the Oval Office,” a “dramatic break in relations between two wartime allies.”
“I’m not aligned with anybody. I’m aligned with the United States of America, and for the good of the world. I’m aligned with the world. I want to get the things set. I'm aligned with Europe. I want to see if we can get this thing done. You want me to be tough? I can be tougher than any human being you've ever seen. I'd be so tough. But you're never going to get a deal that way. So that's the way it goes.”
Anyway, so TOUGH, says the guy too scared to say one word against Putin, ever. The WORLD clearly saw who invaded who, there. But Zelenskyy should say thanks, Putin, for violating all the agreements you ever made, stealing 20,000 Ukrainian children, and bombing babies in hospitals?
Zelenskyy tried to explain, they had a ceasefire deal with Russia already. Russia was supposed to return prisoners. But they did not stick to the ceasefire agreement they agreed to, or return the prisoners either. And Butthair Vance was not trying to hear it, or let anybody else hear it either, and he jumped in to lecture Zelenskyy to be more grateful.
Just a reminder that when someone tells you that "Zelensky is fighting for his country", fighting in this context means turning the country into a mass prison that people can't leave (but still try, by " illegally" crossing the border) and that are kidnapped off the streets, forcefully put into vans by masked people and sent to the meatgrinder. After you reply with an accusation of me spreading Russian propaganda, feel free to familiriaze yourself with what word became the "top word" in Ukraine in 2024 according to "the dictionary of modern Ukrainian language". After that take a look at people volunteering to fight for Zelensky's regime https://uadraftmuseum.ch/ .
Please don't support mass murderers like Zelensky who kills and terrorizes millions of people.
.ch has been of a rising interest to Chinese domain investors for several reasons. According to EuropeID.com, the domain .ch still has many valuable English keywords and short letter and number combinations left.
A contributing factor may be because the majority of .ch registrations are in German, leaving many English words available.
Yes, that's me. Liberals literally support my country being turned into a mass prison where people are kidnapped and sent to die on a daily occasion, so yeah libs are pretty terrible people