Unfortunately accurate.
me_irl
Stupid time! You made me look bad. Ooga booga booga!
Just wait until you hit 40, lol.
It's coming, sucker!
My experience has been cooler at forty than I was at thirty. Twenty-year-olds might not think so, but none of them are cool enough for me to care much about their opinions.
As a former 20-year-old, 20-year-olds are dickheads.
Me at 30 years old: Thinks I'm "grown up"
Me at 50: All these complaints... I WISH I could be 30 again.
30
thinking you're old
"Blah blah blah!"
At least I have a record of Velvet Vic to soothe me.