Elon has neither the warmth nor depth of such a lovely piece of anatomy.
He's more like a thick, fully prolapsed, flaccid, "gaping like a wizard's sleeve", anus.
It's painfully obvious that for all his riches he's just very lonely and desperate for attention. None of his kids that can make conscious decisions want to be near him and he has alienated every woman he has been with.
The fact that he was basically just hanging around Mar-a-Lago also speaks to this. Trump is also a vile asshole, but he has a family at least (even if they are just as terrible as he is and probably only spent time with him to gain influence and/or money). Musk tried to slither into this family as some sort of weird uncle figure.
So which one is it? Too set in his ways, or he's changed? Cause those are mutually exclusive. Or perhaps the 3rd option; you're too much of a coward, needed to think up a quick excuse, panicked, and came up with something that doesn't make sense. I'm going with the 3rd choice.
Reality doesn't have a left bias. People want to raise their children right with "strong" morals. E.g. "God says, don't steal"... Ofc, most of these morals are basically be caring for others. Now that caring for others that we like to promote because it makes us feel good. That has a strong left bias.
I am strongly in the camp that I want to be a net positive for everyone else, as I was raised to care. But technically it isn't reality itself that is bias to the left. Just no one likes dicks!