Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sánchez to go to space on next launch from Jeff Bezos' rocket company
The celebrities join three other women as the crew of the coming Blue Origin journey, which is set to launch this spring.
The world is collapsing and the rich are going to space.
Always has been.
A rat done bit my sister Nell
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With whitey on the moon
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Her face and arms began to swell
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And whitey's on the moon
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I can't pay no doctor bills
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But whitey's on the moon
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Ten years from now I'll be payin' still
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While whitey's on the moon
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The man just upped my rent last night
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Cause whitey's on the moon
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No hot water, no toilets, no lights
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But whitey's on the moon
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I wonder why he's upping me?
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Cause whitey's on the moon?
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Well I was already giving him fifty a week
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With whitey on the moon
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Taxes taking my whole damn check
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Junkies making me a nervous wreck
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The price of food is going up
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And as if all that shit wasn't enough:
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A rat done bit my sister Nell
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With whitey on the moon
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Her face and arm began to swell
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And whitey's on the moon
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Was all that money I made last year
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For whitey on the moon?
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How come I ain't got no money here?
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Hmm! Whitey's on the moon
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Y'know I just 'bout had my fill
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Of whitey on the moon
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I think I'll send these doctor bills
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Airmail special
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To whitey on the moon.
-Gil Scott-Heron
If rich people want to pay millions to die, I know a great deal on a submarine trip...
Ooooffff
On a brighter note, I'm pretty sure Katy Perry's boobs would look absolutely fantastic in zero gravity.
Breast tissue gets more swollen in microgravity because there's less down in your legs.
🤷 I'm a big space and boobs fan.
You missed the chance for making it a dad joke "on a lighter note" "in zero gravity."
You know, because things weigh less at suborbital heights.
...I'll show myself out.
strong Elysium vibes
Hopefully goes like the challenger
Hope it explodes.
I hope nothing bad happens...
I miss these links! Loved them so much before coming over from The Borg to Lemmy. Thank you.
Hope they have a stellar takeoff
I hope it blows up
lunchbox in space
