Shots fired into insurance CEO’s Oregon home

I'm a Pro Life Republican and I'm just SADDENED that this Happened to a Rich person and NOT a bunch of Children in School!

Ya love to see it, folks

But don't worry, the state surely won't throw endless cash for the investigation, as it only affected a few.

We've reviewed the CEO's request for thoughts and prayers, and found that the thoughts are out of network, whilst the prayers were deemed not medically necessary.

Please proceed to the Find Out counter to pay your Fuck Around in full.

Im guessing this is one of those “in name only” not for profit companies.