How utterly dare you

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The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you!
- No. I dismiss you.
  
  And my axe
Also student: arrives to another class one second after bell rings

Other teacher: That's disgraceful.
- How could be late?! We give you three whole minutes to change classes! I remember that shit. Thank God I'm out. God forbid you need to go to the bathroom, grab a drink of water, or have a quick mental breakdown
Had an instructor once who said he would let us out early on a Friday. 5 mins before the end of the day. He made it seem like it was a huge favour until one of us pointed out that we could never trust him outside of his expertise.
I didn't hear no bell.
- That's because it's on a frequency your older ears can no longer hear
  
  SOURCE: I can't hear it either
I transferred schools in my junior (11th grade) year of high school. In my last class of the day the seniors (12th grade) were let out of class 10 minutes before the bell rang, i guess it was some kinda reward for about to graduate. And being the new kid the teacher didn't realize I had been sneaking out and leaving early until someone in the hall ratted me out.

Good times.

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