Or just put me in a box and ship as freight

toe truck

As I am trash, I demand the garbage truck take me for free

SLPT: To save money, consider just dying instead.

Better get 'em to the incinerator before they go necro and cause another voidout!

Benny's body pick up. "You kill 'em, we chill 'em."

Planes would be so much more comfortable if I was in a box in the cargo area

A cop told me after my car was totaled that he called the local tow truck, and the cost was covered by the city.

Imagine my surprise when I went to the tow yard a couple days later and they handed me my $800 bill.

You guys pay for ambulance rides?

In the fucking rain?! Brutal.