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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world spujb @lemmy.cafe 2w ago

wyd in this situation

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Answer, obviously
I am simple Heavy. Sandvich calls me, I answer.
Answer, obviously. It's not every day you get a call from a sandwich.
- What if it was a scam? And it was not sandwich but Donald Trump and Elon Musk in a trenchcoat?
  
  Scamwich.
  
  Then I get to eat the rich, which is almost as good.
  
  Then I would be tricked and their deception has reached another low.
Sorry I can't answer.. I'm already on a call.
Turn phone upside down until sandwich fall out. Eat it up. Yum.
Tap green. Twice.
Hello? Yes, this is mouth.
Clearly a spam call, ignore
Fuck... now I'm hungry.
accept
What monster red phones this
Miss me with that stock photo dry ass looking sandwich
- Dry? Between the lettuce, tomato and spread it’s probably just right. What are you looking for? Something most and sloppy between two buns?
  
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  I can just tell.
  
  But I don't mean to rag on it if it looks good to you.
Answer with a funny voice, how about you?
Too much lettuce. I’d let it go to voicemail.

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