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finkrat @lemmy.world And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already
37 0 Replyivanafterall ☑️ @lemmy.world
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can't end well, but what a way to go.
38 0 ReplySaharaMaleikuhm @feddit.org I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
31 0 ReplyZorsith @lemmy.blahaj.zone
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
11 0 Replyedgemaster72 @lemmy.world
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
6 0 Replyivanafterall ☑️ @lemmy.world
Not sure, mine's in my weiner I think?
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finkrat @lemmy.world Lmao I'm asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you're going with this but you're accidentally not helping (and it's not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
9 1 Replyivanafterall ☑️ @lemmy.world
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF...no, that's not much help either...
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
7 1 Replyfinkrat @lemmy.world Appreciate it :>
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irelephant 🍭 @lemm.ee
Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
6 0 Replyshalafi @lemmy.world I'd be shooting dust within an hour.
5 0 Replyhardcoreufo @lemmy.world They'll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
3 0 ReplyRooty @lemmy.world Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
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moody @lemmings.world Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it's probably best to stay away.
12 0 Replybarnaclebutt @lemmy.world You mean Snow Crash right?
7 0 ReplyAtariDump @lemmy.world 1 0 Reply