Are you in this pic?

No. Where's the guy wearing furry ears, tail, and programming socks?

Hiding behind the arch user lmao
...wearing? We got a phony over 'ere.

My ears are all natural, tyvm.
- We got a phony over 'ere.
  
  😭 You're right even my avatar is AI generated 'cause my broke ass can't afford commissions and I can't draw anything worth a shit.
Yeah that's what arch should actually be, cat ears and thigh-highs

I don’t get Mint. I use Mint, btw.

Greetings, fellow geezer!
- Yolo you glizzy rizzler, no cap
I said it before and I'll say it again, Linux mint is the work horse of all the distros! Its easy, it usually just works, it's the distro you pick when you want to get work done.

I have been using Linux for 2 decade's now and have tried all the major distros. Somehow I keep getting back to mint because I don't spend too much time to get it just right, and I actually spend time on my work.

Not really enjoying being called a psychopath for using Fedora...

It’s ok, we have a great lawyer.
- Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

Tom Cruise stunt double checking in

I wasn’t sure how to interpret it because that is actually Ben Stiller dressed as Tom Cruise.

Video
Me too. Although it depends on the device. Sometimes I am the really old guy and sometimes I'm Tom Cruise.

With that said, I got a great laugh from this.

How do you do, fellow Linux enthusiasts?

Real. Thought I'd move up and try arch, sudo and nano stopped working after the root changed. God bless the maintainers of mint
I kind of expected this for Ubuntu.

I use Ubuntu, Red Hat/CentOS, and Windows.

If I had more free time I would try some more.

In reality, I feel like hide-the-pain Harold.

Alpine and NixOS are lonely? Nani?

Anti Commercial-AI license

They're the 'different' ones:

BSD: not Linux

NixOS: No FHS

Alpine: No GNU
- Pffft FHS is inefficient ancient technology.
  
  clocking in for the legendary few nixians

I use Arch BTW. And my jeans are quite large

Yup. OpenSUSE here.

I unironically have several folks around who've moved over to OpenSUSE after me.

Criminally underrated, now if only they could get the board in order...
- I have a perception based mainly on a feeling, but is it true that the opensuse community is mainly Suse employees actually deciding what happens?
My reason for choosing openSUSE was admittedly shallow but I'm here to represent our team!
I’m a happy OpenSUSE user, but is there a mrs. Chad I can be instead? :)
Fellow OpenSUSE Chad 🤙

Considering I'm a woman that uses arch, I hope that's not what I look like blobcat, glare

🤣

I cant find the skirt and thigh high wearing transfem with catears and a Blahaj :3

(That ofc uses Arch btw)

Let’s see Paul Allen’s distro

He pulls out a vapour thin install of puppy linux on his machine

I use Fedora, and I have no idea how to interpret my representation here.

Maybe because IBM bought Redhat so they're saying it's corporate? Just a wild guess. I use Debian, and not sure why that makes me the hide the pain meme.
- The pain is in your back and your knees.
- I just want Gnome without all the faff of Arch. Do I want too much? Dx
Yeah, same for me but I also don't really get any of them.

It's missing arch and programming socks.

(They didn't have 5XL socks in stock)

I have little patience for digital systems anymore. I want my computer to "just work" the same way I expect a shovel to just work. I prefer Debian.

Tumbleweed user rolling in! :D

rolls in but more slowly

It needs steam OS and the dude just wanting to grill

Debian guy

Gray hair and debian on old Dell Latitude, yep that's me.
- While I love my ThinkPad T480, there's a bit of me that feels bad for having that replace my Latitude E6420 that still had life left in it on LMDE, especially as I upgraded the processor to a quad core i7-2630QM from the i5-2520M it had.
  
  That being said, the ThinkPad has been better for my back than the 2.5kg Latitude.

Gigachad with sunglasses.

I don't agree with this, I'm just a nerd on Tumbleweed

me who uses Debian at home but SUSE at work: why is the work computer cooler? :[

(tbf the work computer is objectively cooler because it controls a really sciencey machine but still)

On Garuda with a "gaming" laptop. I feel seen.

I installed Garuda and then immediately switched my theme to Breeze. I don't know what that says about me.
- I did too. I hate the default theme for Garuda

Bsd and nix mixed together... What a world

OP looked at a Distrowatch.com leaderboard and didn't read the fine print

I'm 100% the Manjaro guy.

Manjaro actually made me lol.

why are mx and mint in the same pic?

Of course you'd ask about it grandpa.
- Get off my lawn you pesky whippersnapper!
- oh i get it grandma has no d and the other is mint

Some of these I roughly get, but manjaro, ~~facebook~~ the other f ;), and opensuse just don't make sense to me.

Manjaro: you're hiding all the sexyness of Arch behind a dull respectable outfit

...or you're hiding all the naked-ass-ness of Arch which leaves you with barely more than a g-string to wear

OpenSUSE doesn't make sense to me either.

I use Arch BTW

Why of course, that is me, the chad, I am him.

I suppose raspberry pi os counts under Debian?

Ken Thompson uses Raspberry Pi OS, he said that he switched from Apple to RPi OS maybe two years ago.

why gentoo and void together?

Yeah, that feels like a really weird choice.
mutual hatred for systemd?
Build it yourself source-driven distros?
- Void isn't DIY distro, it only doesn't have a GUI installator

Endeavor here, checks out

Finally some meme recognition for those of us that want to be “cool arch users” but don’t want to spend any effort getting there!

(Fucking love EOS right now. )
- To be fair I have used pure Arch before but EOS gets me everything I like about Arch just easier
- EOS is a godsend, I tend to reinstall my os after every semester and found that with pure arch is a pain in the ass. Just stick that eos iso and boom, 90% of what I need, just run 2 scripts for installing my programs and the zen kernel and I'm golden