Just Beclause You;re Sniggle And Died Doesnt Man You Cant Enjoy , Vrandentine’s Day , (By Queen Elizabeth II)

I am amused that the quality of this slop could actually be improved by sending it through ChatGPT. It'd still be meaningless slop but it'd be at least legible slop.

I hope my true love sends me some Chonklettes for Vrandentine's day.