"If you think it's absurd to regulate men, then you should think it's equally absurd to regulate women," said the author of an Ohio bill, who is also an OB-GYN.
Faced with relentless Republican attacks on reproductive freedom including efforts to give embryos and fetuses legal rights from the moment of conception, Democratic lawmakers in two states have recently introduced legislation that would ban men from ejaculating for purposes other than making babies, with some exceptions.
Someone needs to let these performative politicians know that they won't be able to logic their opponents out of wanting something that they didn't use logic to get to the point of wanting.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
this bill is an equally valid response to reproductive rights and a bodily autonomy being stolen and withheld from women.
If reproductive rights and bodily autonomy are being stolen and withheld from American women, then reproductive Rights and bodily autonomy should be stolen and withheld from American men.
It's posturing that allows their opponents to run ads about how they waste time with stupid fucking fake bills instead of actually trying to get shit done.
I know it might be hard to see now, but an eye for an eye is how we got here in the first place.
These joke bills do nothing of any value for anyone that understands that the bills aren't meant to be taken literally seriously, and only make idiots mad at "the demonrats" for "bein dumbasses while our country burns".
If the intention here was to show conservatives how unreasonable it is to grant legal rights to a fetus then I'd say it failed miserably and achieved the exact opposite; further evidence to spread around in the right-wing circles to demonstrate how out of touch the "libs" are. Well done - it's as if they don't even want to win elections anymore.
Getting rid of the laws won’t help you creating new laws won’t help. Getting rid of these 90-year-old Republicans who have been sitting in an office since the 60s would solve everything 
I forgot about Gaetz, but was thinking about Chuck Grassley, Mitch McConnell, Diane Feinstein, and Jim Rush, who are all somewhere between 80 and 1000 years old 
What is their plan if any of these bills pass? The abortion bans weren't about anything beyond control of women, and these laws would be twisted to control men - a goal for when the population is amenable.
While observers have questioned the seriousness of these bills—and with Somani and others giving nods to a famous number in Monty Python's 1979 black comedy The Life of Brian—they come at a nadir for reproductive freedom in the United States.
Fake News! This is the shit I cannot tolerate. The media LIES and you AUTOMATONS just eat it up like hungry little HIPPOS!! Alex Jones was RIGHT!!! This is some deep state levels of propaganda!! The "famous" "number" is Every Sperm is Sacred, and it's from Monty Python's 1983 musical sketch comedy The Meaning of Life!!!!!!!¡!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!?!??