Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer
I'm dying in a religious conflict
Bonus:
Are you by chance Irish?
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...
It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.
Nothing can.
It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She's made to be mine.
"I want to be with her together."
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
"I absoluetly want to be with her"
She seems to be alone right now.
"Is it my chance?"
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
"aww man"
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don't call the police it's for the thing
FBI OPEN UP
I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.
I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.
Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli
IDF coming in hot
At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.
I think this speaks for itself
I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.
Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol
I WARNED YEH!
DIDN'T I WARN YEH?
well hmm, This could be interesting
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy
Well, at least I was prepared.
That's so damn funny!!!!
Welp..
Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
Praying for death by snu snu..
I have nothing more to add to this.
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40
Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:
I got "How to remove a urinary catheter" π±π€£
π³
I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?
How would I die by this?
"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"
They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people "pivot to video"
:(
https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Snow-Cave
apparently I'm bad at igloos
Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.
While catching a ghost crab.
Deathliest catch.
Ok, so I guess I'll need to move to the USA in the future
Now you can avoid your death indefinitely by never going there
I die in a freak hawk training accident.
I die cleaning a bicycle chain.
I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.
So it's at least plausible.
Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?
While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (ββ)
https://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-Luggage-in-Plastic-at-Home
MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.
Aw shit.
"How to confront a cheating husband"
That actually makes sense as a way to die, I just need to become gay now.
Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I'll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!
Lol at least this kind of makes sense: https://www.wikihow.com/Take-Clenbuterol
How to Combine Documents in Microsoft Word
I always suspected
How to run away from an abusive home.
I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.
This is horrifying
UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.
Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/
I saw that a while ago. Its what gave me this idea.
Painlessly in my bed, in the warm embrace of a loved one, it would seem.
I guess that house wasn't abandoned
Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year π
"How to Clean Leather Sandals"
I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.
Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful
Removing mold stains from wood flooring.
An exceedingly dangerous activity indeed.
So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?
You can eat any plant⦠at least once.
"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"
I hope someone tells my new job I've died!
'How to treat a sprained neck'
So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else
I spent way to long thinking it was "How to make Scorpion man miss you". Thought I was gonna get stung.
https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors
Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.
https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business
Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldnβt be bothering anyone else.
"what to do when someone texts you an apple emoji."
I'm extremely curious to see how this plays out.
βmaybe I shouldn't have texted that reaction to his apple emoji, but it felt right in that moment"
Random excerpt from the late Throbbing_Banjo discography.
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SNORT IT.