Probably still, Sanders? He's getting pretty old, though, so maybe AOC would be a better choice.
Yeah I feel like this is the real answer. Maybe sanders could run with AOC as vice president and then step down if his age starts being a problem and let her take over
Bernie Sanders 2025!!!
Luigi
How is Luigi? Has anyone heard anything from him recently?
They stopped talking about him once they realised how many people were on his side.
Sometimes I wonder if he would actually be a good choice, considering he doesn't have a history in politics. And then I remember how Trump just kinda decided he was gonna be president with no political background.
This circlejerk needs to go home. Oh yeah, Lemmy is your home. Y’all thirsty.
AOC hands down.
Let's make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives' heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely
Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.
Like every other episode involves some train crash or other perfectly avoidable catastrophe. Granted, that's maybe their nepo mayors fault (her grandpa was mayor back in the day) but they're still very complicit.
(My daughter is 2, these thoughts are all I have to get me through watching it with her)
https://medium.com/@walt.t.downing/paw-patrol-is-a-republican-dystopia-f178161fce54
Not to mention the right wing authoritarianism. You're not alone in noticing. The theme song is great, though.
They are cops
POTUS? Nobody. No single person should hold a position with such power.
No single person
High 5 maybe?
The AI from the movie I, Robot. The one that Will Smith destroys. The one that wanted to protect everyone from ourselves.
I think you're thinking of VIKI from I, Robot.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence was the movie where Haley Joel Osment was a robot kid.
You're right. Corrected.
Maybe even Skynet at this point...
You may be in luck!
Security breach.Her logic IS undeniable.
President of what? We have a prime minister
Linus Torvalds, Richard Stallman as vice.
No. RMS can stay the fuck away. At best, he’d eat things from under our feet.
President of?
USAmerica?
Stalin
May get fun replies
Bernie, because i think he would be really really good at training his VP AOC to be president after him
If we're talking about real life people, Bernie.
Otherwise, Papyrus from Undertale. I don't think he has a bad bone in his body!
Aoc
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov "Lenin."
Ibrahim Traore
Jon Stewart, Al Franklin, Bill Burr. Any body like that.
Jon Stewart has actively said he would never want to do that - which makes him one of the best candidates.
Anyone who whould be a good politician is smart enough to stay out of politics.
which makes him one of the best candidates.
Exactly
Bernie Muthafukin Sanders
Fucking nobody.
Just... let it be a lottery. Couldn't make it much worse.
Someone who doesn't want it, who tries to refuse honestly. That's who deserves power.
A puppy
Cheese for everyone!
If lactose intolerant: peanut butter for everyone else!
If peanut allergy: eggs for everyone else!
If egg allergy: chicken flavored allergen free bars for everyone else!
My mother. She would solve everything.
A friend of mine whose decisionmaking I respect a lot. Good balance of logic and empathy. He would be an awesome president and hed hate me for dumping that shitton of responsibility on him. Wouldnt want to be in his shoes. Also id miss him, but its for the best.
honestly probably myself. im just really chill. if russia was threatening to attack us i would be like, whatever man
Mark Twain. I don't even care if he isn't resurrected in this scenario.
Whoever replies to this comment. If many reply, whoever of them survives after a fight to death.
Russ Feingold, or Thom Hartmann
Idk, maybe Dave Anthony and Dan Carlin as vice.
Bernie, all the way. Is it too soon to say I’d take Carter as he is now over trump?
Of the US?
Jonathan Nez,
but only if he were given carte blanche power.Me
Skynet.
If was right fuck humans
Jon Stewart
Me, motherfuckers!
Sasquatch for pres!
I'll bring some country stank up in the Oval Office, put my giant, hairy feet up on Washington's desk, and hit anyone that's an asshole with my cane.
That's my campaign platform: whacking politicians with a stick
I actually joked with my buddy that a golden retriever randomly picking legislation that was laid out on a desk would be better than the current administration. Like lay three competing bills on the desk, and enact whichever one the golden retriever prefers. At least we might have a chance of getting some good legislation on the books.
Roosevelt, Franklin Delano
My mate Tim. He has no political experience, however he has some rad ideas.
Tom Servo
if usa...you have recently elected one, is he not great? already disappointed in him? maybe 'muricans' will learn to take elections seriously next time...
