Unmasked: Elon’s Secret DOGE Goon Squad—Every One Under 26
The world’s richest man doesn’t want anyone knowing his right-hand people who are disrupting government.
Why is a 50+ year old man surrounding himself with near children?
It's always projection with these guys.
Because it's easier for him to tell them what to do since they don't know any better. And if/when things all go to shit, he'll be able to blame the incompetence of their age. Every good criminal sets up a better fall guy for when they get caught. See Chris Christie and Bridgegate.
"Now now, come an tell uncle Musky what's worrying you"
When the chats leak there will a "at least I'm not a virgin", 100% guaranteed
I hope these kids understand just how hated they are and how history is going to treat them.
I for one am glad I have faces to attach to the piece of shit.
If I ever see one in public, they get a nice crisp high-five. To the face.
Akash Bobba, 21, a student at the University of California, Berkeley; Edward Coristine, 19, a student at Northeastern University in Boston; and Ethan Shaotran, 22, who said in September he was a senior at Harvard.
The ones who actually have degrees, or at least have left college, are: Luke Farritor, 23, who attended the University of Nebraska without graduating; Gautier Cole Killian, a 24-year-old who attended McGill University; and Gavin Kliger, a 25-year-old who attended Berkeley;
Musky youth brownshirt brigade
I hope they know what happened to the Brownshirts.
Muskjugend.
There’s no way a busty woman talking about bitcoins could honeypot any of these people. No sir. These young men are definitely above that sort of thing and no enemy of America would be wise enough to take advantage of these young lads.
Nope, totally safe and secure. We should all sleep soundly tonight knowing some 19 year old has access to our national treasury under the order of a ketamine addict.
Creepy Peter Pan and his Lost Boys.
same energy:
This is extra funny because for the week or two after The Adjustment Musk wasn't seen in public at all without his infant son riding on his shoulders. He literally did this exactly like it's shown in the comic, except with his own child.
That 19 yr old is a serious contender for "most punchable face".
Every time I hear about muskrat these days I can't help but think of Chang. I wonder when the amnesia arc is going to start.
He's probably already living in the boiler-room at Mar-a-Lago with a mannequin leg as a lover.
Hitlerjugend.
"maga are complaining DOGE engineered got fixed."
Jesus fucking Christ, it's the federal government. The public sector. We are fucking ENTITLED to know who runs our government.
I suppose we were complaining about how everyone in politics is too old.
If only there were a middle ground somewhere between "just entered the workforce" and "should have retired 10+ years ago". Oh well.
My prediction: politics will only be Boomers and Gen Z/Alpha. Millennials will be completely bypassed politically. (Probably our own fault)
Hitler Muskjugend (youth)
I had to do a triple take to make sure this wasn't The Onion
“Nasty Reddit comments” lol
I mean, if you want shit done... You need young driven people
Keyword in your statement being SHIT.
