Skin heals, but grease stains might never wash out.
17 0 ReplySkin heals
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25 0 ReplyI've still got some scars from my youth of making this mistake. Having little 2nd degree burns all over your chest is not a good time.
5 0 ReplyBut how’s your shirt? Snug? Yes. Stained? Not with fried bacon juice!
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Thanks for reminding me of this format. Gave me an idea for tenforward for the near future.
9 0 ReplyIf I had pecks like the guy in the picture I'd work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.
9 0 ReplyHe's just ultra, ultra lean.
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LPT: Put a few spoons of water in the pan before you start to mitigate this.
7 0 ReplyI like to live dangerously
Same principle of going in for the belly rub on my cat.
The risk is worth the reward
3 0 ReplyThat’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass
2 0 ReplyI'll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I'm teaching them early.
2 0 ReplyI can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image.
2 0 Replyor the raw bacon might fall on your peanits and you might have to make a post on 4chan
2 0 ReplyGot oil burns while frying fish. I was wearing a thin tank top at the time. 10/10 don't recommend. Splash damage suuuuuucks
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