If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.
And most people don’t know this but Canada gooses were the deciding factor in the 1995 Quebec referendum. They kept this fuckin’ country together.
(Glass shatters) You gotta problem with animal lovers you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!
We're marinating geese now?
And you're, like, 1/8 god, so I wouldn't mess with you
Gooses are obnoxiously loud and they shit everywhere. I'm a little surprised we (the US) haven't elected one since those seem to be desirable traits in our president these days.
They are immensely entertaining though. I actually love walking through the park in breeding season and seeing them do their honk and dance routine, tirelessly to every person and dog combo which goes by. They could just move off the path and be unmolested. But no, that is not the way of the goose. It is to yell impotently at everything which could kill you easily, and then to become emboldened by their lack of interest.
To be faaaair, you needs to be a ten-ply hick with a treasure trail to ever have a problem with Canada goose
Hey bud give yer balls a tug eh. No friggin’ way we talk differnt spacially round dem ayst coast parts ain’t she somtin’ spacial tho boy.
Kidding of course.
Hey buddy. Wees don't talks like dat. Fuckin' goof. Keep it up and I'll jersey ya' wit yer fuckin' bunny hug and lay a good pounding on ya Bud.
As someone who spent almost equal time on both coasts and in Ontario, my sense of Canadian slang is fucked because so much of it is regional.
Whatcha sayin', b'y? Sherbert headed buddy down the ways trying to fuck aboat*? Some stupid of this goof**. Fuck it, they can keep their 24s, mickeys and 26s outta here. Won't be able to get my JDs - that's a right sin. But she's the best choice.
Don't care what the b'ys on the back of the bus might chirp aboat this, she's alright by me.
*Go to Nova Scotia and honestly tell me you don't meet someone who says about, it almost comes across as aboot, but actually sounds like aboat.
**Also, goof is used in the truest Canadian context here, and based on what we know about buddy and the guy who didn't kill himself probably isn't far off.
If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate 😡
I fucking love that episode
What does the "Cheap beer rule" part mean, I'm out of the loop it appears.
ontario announced it would stop sales of imported american alcohol, in response to trumps tarrifs
Oh awesome
Beer was far from cheap in Nova Scotia, at least when I lived there.
I listen to the line in Classified's The Maritimes, "smokes cost $10 a pack (damn)", and think "Damn, that's cheap, what was he complaining about? Thank fuck I don't smoke anymore."
Frick I would kill for some Labatt Blue
The only time I've drank Blue by choice was during an 80s costume party where I went as the most Canadian early 80s rock guy ever. Jean jacket, Rush t-shirt, mullet, the works.
Fucking loved that costume, but I should of drank 50 instead. Both taste like sadness but 50 is slightly more authentic.
Edit: Was trying to channel this guy
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