Trump says he had ‘good’ call with China’s Xi about TikTok and trade

Translation: "I bent over and took it like the removed I am."

"I made a deal with our political rivals where they got everything they wanted and we got nothing in return because I am a master of deal making"

-Our future president, after having an illegal phonecall with a foreign head of state while out of office

Xi is probably donating a few million to Rump in exchange for favorable China policies. Rump is easily bought at the expense of the US.