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Can't tell if stupid or further shitposting
55 0 ReplyDefinitely stupid
33 0 ReplyThat 'or' is inclusive.
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Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?
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As an actual 46 year old, I'm offended. Guess I'll go yell at a cloud or something
53 0 Reply45 this year, guess I'll do the same, after I yell at these pesky kids to get off my lawn.
13 0 ReplyHello fellow 44 nearly 45 year old. This is your friendly notification to take your Advil.
Also be careful when sleeping, you don't want to injure your back
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Desperately clinging to my mid-40’s too old bro.. not looking forward to this next one.
6 0 ReplyYou should tell those kids to get off your yard.
6 0 ReplyX is a cool letter or number if you’re a nerd
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44 1 ReplyLet 👏dat👏mf👏sink👏in
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Math, not even once..
38 1 ReplyAs of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.
31 0 ReplyFunny and clever.
it got Llama 3.1 a.i. completely confused ... which could never translate it right even with my help. But a better a.i. (GPT-4o mini) got it easily the first time and could explain it well.4 0 ReplyIt really whipped the Llama's ass!
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I'm 42 and had to think about this for a moment. I'm not clever.
28 1 ReplyA person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate
22 0 Replya person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through
4 0 ReplyFun fact, there wasn’t a year zero!
It went from 1 BCE to 1 CE
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This is logically reductible to : a person looks exactly as they look. i find it funny that your (complete) statement confuses GPT-4o mini
2 0 ReplyI prefer to reduce it to “the dead don’t age”.
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Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?
21 0 ReplySince I'm born in 1987 and am 420, your math seems to check out.
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For those mathematicians saying "tHiS isN'T tRUe": The tweet is exactly 2 years old. So much about that.
17 0 ReplyBig if true
16 0 ReplyIt's fake news. You gotta be careful with these internet "sources". Do your research!
7 0 ReplyI know most social media can't be trusted because they are funded by Big Tech, but I thought lemmy is funded by Big Truth?
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Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.
15 0 ReplyIt's meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.
11 0 ReplyAh, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.
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And yet anyone born in 2009 is only 12 years old. Kids these days just don't put any effort into growing up
12 0 ReplyYep 46 - 16. What a time to be alive...
11 0 ReplyTo be fair, we're halfway through this decade and it's been harder than 90's, 00's and 10's combined.
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those born in 1900 are dead. Let that sink in.
11 0 ReplyJokes on you, I'm born even after 1900 and I'm still alive!
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That tweet is going to age well.
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8 0 ReplyThis guy can mafs
4 0 ReplyAsk him something else let’s see how kwik his mafs is
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Another testament of the American education system.
7 0 Replyhi sink, I'm dad. Come in
6 0 ReplyMath is hard
6 0 ReplyThis is just sad. Or posted by a time-traveler that forgot when they are.
5 0 ReplyActually that’s wrong I was born in 1089 and I’m only 14 :3 xxx
5 0 Replyare you a g-gh-gh
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I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.
4 0 ReplyAh, that explains it.
It's not that I am feeling youg for my age, it's all the young people feeling old. got it.
4 0 ReplyPresidents & Overlords Elon & Trump sell this kinda math all week long
4 0 ReplyDeep inside, we all know it's true though
3 0 ReplyIt's amazing how everyone shits on Reddit bot content but then this makes the front page.
3 0 Replyhow may i assist you
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Hmmm...
0 0 ReplyIt's sinking in isn't it?
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