Double Order

You can just order without explaning, its a restaurant, not a CIA interrogation.

Or just order in app and not have to talk much anyway...

I got the joke and all, but just on the side: if you get to the till and you're still in a call with your friend about their order then you are holding up everyone in the queue and pissing off the staff.
- I have done this, except legitimately, for my wife. She texted me in advance, because Chipotle is Chipotle. People know what they want when they play the "initially fresh ingredients, maintained and prepared by teenagers" salmonella lottery.
  
  Our intrepid overeater here could have just looked down a few times and got the same benefits.
- that's what a CIA interrogator would say.
- Would it be better to piss on the staff, or...?

I've gone in and ordered two when it was dead and no one was around, I just sat down and ate them at a table near the ordering line area and the staff watched me eat both of them. Nobody cared.

They only start to car if you order one, sit down, eat it, then order another, sit down and eat it, then order another...
- Little did doingthestuff know that from the 3rd meal on, they will not let you drive or operate heavy equipment.
- I don’t think they would care about that unless there was a long line and you left no tip.

I saw a greentext nearly exactly like this at a dominos where anon forgot his backpack inside and when an employee broght it out to his car she saw him scarfing down his ""friends"" large pizza after eating an entire large pizza in the store

They'll also never care.

I suspect 90% of them don't care. The 10% that do care already judged me as soon as I walked in.

Relevant key and peele

https://youtu.be/fcbj8BBsWSA

This sketch is my favorite of theirs and never gets old!

...huh?

People think that service workers give a shit if you order multiple meals.
- ...oh. That makes no sense; do people not know other people? Does anyone care what someone else orders?
- Or that people, who live around like a couple of BKs close to eachother, just redeem one of those mailed-in coupons at a different BK then reap the rewards. Like it doesn't change the fact that they work a shitty job or anything.
- I mean, I order two meals at places all the time, because I'm ordering for someone else. It's never even occurred to me that the checkout person might think I was eating both.

I definitely understand social anxiety but also it's a waste of energy to be worried that a fast food worker is going to judge you for being hungry.

I've been ordering two meals at a time since I was old enough to still order off the kids menu at Denny's. It makes eating out very expensive but never once have I or the server ever given a crap.