Fargeol @lemmy.world
61 0 ReplyTriflingToad @sh.itjust.works how is there ALWAYS a relevant xkcd I swear
23 0 ReplyGrammarPolice @lemmy.world Is there a relevant xkcd for bofa?
9 0 Replyowl @infosec.pub
There needs to one about that.
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atocci @lemmy.world 59 0 ReplySomeoneSomewhere @lemmy.nz Where on earth do they get the 'AYD' from?
Seems like spifk, sporf, or knorkoon might be more sensible.
39 0 ReplyZikeji @programming.dev
I'm unsure if the original inventor is still alive for you to ask that question, but let us know the answer if you do get it.
25 0 ReplyTurboWafflz @lemmy.world I would guess because it sounds kind of like blade just spelled differently
8 0 ReplyCileTheSane @lemmy.ca
Okay, so we have SpoonBlade, but where's the Fork?
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SkunkWorkz @lemmy.world 19 0 ReplyDeceptichum @quokk.au
Fun fact: The Splayd was invented in Australia
19 0 ReplyObituarykidney @lemmy.world This checks out, mum gave me a set of splayds when I moved out of home and we're Australian. I love them but my fiance refuses to use them.
3 0 Replyvaultdweller013 @sh.itjust.works
Your fiance knows neither taste nor balance.
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lunarul @lemmy.world There's also this version
17 0 Replymavu @discuss.tchncs.de splayd? where the Fuck is the L comming from?
16 0 Replysean @lemmy.wtf Or Y or D
4 0 ReplyCileTheSane @lemmy.ca
Or A
3 0 Replymavu @discuss.tchncs.de Funny, i seem to have worked in software dev so long, that my brain started working like a simple loop.
Run until condition fails, then exit. never check the rest. :)
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CaptainBlagbird @lemmy.world
SPORFE
Much more accurate.
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dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️ @lemmy.world
Well, I can at least claim that I can legitimately claim an oft-unused spot on this diagram through being one of the probably select few who has ever put an edge on a spoon.
Look, some of us have a brand to maintain, you know?
Also, perhaps now is a good time to dredge up this.
12 0 Replysilasmariner @programming.dev I appreciate your service
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Jeraxus @lemmy.sdf.org Why is there a "L" in splayd?
12 0 ReplyBradleyUffner @lemmy.world Or any of the letters after "L" for that matter...
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can @sh.itjust.works Spife up your life
11 0 ReplyPunnyName @lemmy.world I own multiple knorks. I like their balance and construction: https://a.co/d/drHe7uh
7 0 Replysp3ctr4l @lemmy.zip 7 0 Replylordbritishbusiness @lemmy.world Ah, blessed be the almighty Foon. Nameless Mod was a absolute ride, I should replay it.
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Fedegenerate @lemmynsfw.com
Does anyone know where I could get a knork and spife set? We're too lazy to grab a knife from the draw so just use the side of the regular utensils anyways
7 0 Replyrumba @lemmy.zip The spife would be a grapefruit spoon
Knork has some possibilities though, I might have to prototype one with a Dremel.
8 0 Replydual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️ @lemmy.world
Perennial camping-stuff manufacturer Light My Fire do indeed make a Knork, which is the first example that leapt to my mind. They may call it a "spork" but the fork end has a (butter-grade) knife edge machined into one side of it. As an added bonus, you get a whole entire unmolested spoon on the other end, too. Anyone who is cool enough to count would surely get the titanium version, which may just barely achieve enough rigidity to actually cut anything.
I used to have one but I lent it to somebody for a camping trip -- damned if I remember who -- and never got it back. Oh well.
8 0 ReplyFedegenerate @lemmynsfw.com
"Do you wanna know how I got theses scars?! Google spife" roll credits
4 0 Replyryathal @sh.itjust.works The knork is a dessert/cake fork.
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PunnyName @lemmy.world Knorks: https://a.co/d/drHe7uh
4 0 ReplyFedegenerate @lemmynsfw.com
Absolute legend. Know that you have introduced great joy into the world this day!
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Paradachshund @lemmy.today Knasty Knork
4 0 ReplyMycelialMass @lemmy.world 4 0 ReplyFurtiveFugitive @lemm.ee Sir Slice-and-Spear!
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samus12345 @lemm.ee
The knife does not mesh well with the others unless you enjoy cutting your mouth up. There's a reason we only have the spork.
3 0 ReplyMudMan @fedia.io
I argue that everything inside the knife circle is just a knife.
Except the Splayd, perhaps. Which is just a spork.
2 0 ReplyMehBlah @lemmy.world Don't bring a splayd to a spork fight.
2 0 Replyserenissi @lemmy.world which app is this?
1 0 ReplySnazz @lemmy.world Looks like discord with a green background
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