we got you the most brutal birthday present ever!
we got you the most brutal birthday present ever!
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The sentence really should have been tied to a post in the front row of a Dethklok concert, where his hands are sliced off by the hovering lighting rig laser drones, his gigantic belly ripples against the might of Murderface's bass rig until the skin tidal waves over his face suffocating him, then a portal to hell opens directly in the cavity where his brain should be and sucks his body (inside-out) into a fiery pit of sulphur and flame, promptly ending the Trump reign and starting 1000 years of Dethklok.
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I too embrace deathklock as better dictators. I would also accept a dog or a sheep
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One of those drinking bird desk toys would suffice.
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Metal.
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Right, I don't think he'll ever have to pay the half a billion dollars he still owes the state of New York, for example.
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NOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG
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Brutal.
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I'm a simple man, I see my bread and butter, I upvote.
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Turns out you can get away with basically anything as long as you have enough power.
I've always thought the US justice system is two-tiered, but never did I think I'd see it so blatantly put on display
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@nonothing Yup. He can't vote as a felon. But he can be the president. Make it make sense.
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