"with God all things are possible" Matthew 19:26
Someone doesn't read their Bible!
Automobiles fall under the same exception as iron chariots (Judges 1:19).
Ezekiel 23:20
There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you're Canadian or else God will be mad.
Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered "fish" theologically speaking.
Originally Christians aren’t even supposed to eat pork like the Jews. But then the Romans be like 🤌 then God said “Okay okay chill, pork’s back on the menu except on Friday’s”
Did jesus even know about Canada ?
You've got a lot to learn my son.
1994 would mean this corolla is potentially 31, much too old for the average priest.
So, priest only eat babies is what you are saying?
Not the whole baby.
That's not a Corolla.
Emblem on the rim makes it look like a Lincoln
Also the rest of the car makes it look like a Lincoln Towncar 😂
To be fair, he’s a priest. He only knows about Chryslers and vehicles whose names end in –mobile.
Well there's no Corolla in the picture, so I'm guessing he DID eat it.
He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though
I find his lack of faith disturbing
Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.
Especially Ryan George. That guy is ... sketchy!
skill issue
This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest
You don't eat them? Weirdo.
Damn, I could never be a priest, I can't give up my weekly 1994 Toyota Corolla treat.
Wish I could get away with wearing a billowing cloak like that.
Neo did that, but he was machine jesus, so unless you've got a pair of sunglasses and some woah!'s handy, you might just want to stick to the latex
Ah, my woahs are in my other jeans.
I really hope "kid dick" is listed.
It probably isn't
Can't have sex with it either.
Pfft that's why you're a lesser religion!
Be careful though. Earl's crazy. He ate one of my cars once. Yeah, the whole car. Like, with a fork.
The struggle is real
