dear lord

This would have put Monty Python out of business. Or kept them going forever, hard to say.

I let it describe the process of snow shoveling in Shakespeare style:

Hark, as the winter's frost doth cloak the earth in white, A task of toil and sweat awaits, a burdensome plight, 'Tis the noble art of snow-shoveling, fair and just, To clear the path for travel, a duty we entrust.

With shovel in hand, the valiant soul doth commence, Upon the snow-laden ground, with purpose intense, Like a thespian upon the grand stage they appear, To perform a virtuous act, without doubt or fear.

As flakes of snow, like sprites, doth dance from the skies, The shoveler's heart doth beat, with resolve that ne'er dies, With each mighty heave and resolute thrust, They banish the snow, turning drifts into dust.

Oh, the Herculean effort, the muscle's lament, Yet the shoveler persists, their energy unspent, Through freezing winds and bitter chill they toil, To create a path, a thoroughfare on which others shall roil.

And when the task is done, the pathway is clear, The shoveler doth stand, a triumphant pioneer, With Shakespearean grace, they proclaim their deed, A scene of winter's labor, a heroic tale indeed.

Thus, in the style of Shakespeare, the saga of snow-shoveling is writ, A noble endeavor, a testament to human grit.

ChatGPT, turning our insane imagination into a reality since 2023.

I've had it write songs about my friends in the style of certain rappers. My favorite so far is the Snoop Dogg song about us playing video games featuring my wife as Missy Elliot singing a verse about her disapproval. It's hilarious. I recommend you try it.

Finally, a practical use for generative AI

Big book of Mormon vibes. 'And the lord said unto Joseph Smith: "do not have sex with that infant!"'

This is probably the best advice God ever gave throughout the entire Bible. I will make sure to always store my peanut butter sandwich in the refrigerator or on a plate and not in my VCR.

Amen

Glorious.

I had it write a poem for a friend using symptoms of medical problems as metaphors in the poem. Apparently severe bleeding and cramps can be funny.

Any time I ask it to do anything related to the Bible it gives me the same line: “As an AI large language model, I do not have an opinion about religious texts like the Bible…”

Blah blah blah.

Think it needs either the VCR, sandwich, or the man to be ruined/destroyed/"tested" by the end of the story to teach a lesson. Otherwise that's not the bible I know.

I'll be impressed when AI can give me a decent limerick. This is crap:

In the VCR, a PBJ fell,
To retrieve it, oh what a tale to tell.
With patience and tact,
I got it back, intact,
Peanut butter and jelly prevail!

My first and only post so far on Lemmy is where I asked AI "How to inflate a foldable phone" LOL!

Thank you for sharing, this was genuinely funny as shit