How small do you need to be to ride a cat?
How small do you need to be to ride a cat?
I mean they're not like horses I don't think they could carry a proportional tiny house amount of weight.
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Small enough to get eaten
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Really? I mean, humans can ride horses and I think aa horse would struggle to eat an adult human being. For this example I am assuming that horses are predators and as such are equipped with claws and fangs of course.
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Pumas and lynxes both go after things that are outweigh them several times over, so I maybe wouldn't count myself safe if I were small enough to ride a domestic cat
Also anecdotally, having lived with pet cats most of my life, god damn they are fast and they're stacked with more knives than the average kitchen. I would not want to fight a cat that was bigger than me.
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And also, horses don't regularly go vertical, upside-down, climb trees, etc...
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lmao I commented the same thing before I read this
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we are just a picnic basket they might need a snack for the trail.
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Small enough to be afraid to dismount.
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Dismounting a horse is scary
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Yes, but not because the horse has claws and likes playing with its prey before it kills it.
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I'm pretty sure my cat would just flop over and refuse to move.
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What if you were like muad'dib and you lured them in by going pspspsppspsp
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She would just stare, unimpressed, and lay there like a lumpy sack of potatoes, mocking me.
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Get a bigger cat.
I'm sure you could ride a lion.
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At least briefly
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If you ride the right cat, you can be pretty large. I'm pretty sure a lion could support my weight.
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Small enough to get eaten by said cat.Edit: nvm someone already said this lol, why am I always late to answering
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Yeah well your comment is above theirs so you win.
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Depends on the cat, you can ride a lion with mixed success
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"On" the lion is more successful than "in" the lion.
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This should answer all your questions
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Just when you think it can't get better than laser gal they hit you with cat atomic
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if the cat can ride you at your size, imagine swapping sizes next.
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I think How To Train Your Dragon was basically a documentary about this. I'd recommend sizing yourself similarly. You'd want to make sure you didn't bog down the maneuverability. I'd probably think GI Joe sized, possibly up to a barbie.
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Never forget the good old smile on the face of the tiga!
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