Bon appetit.

I hate it when people say shit like "a unique twist on pasta" like there aren't already millions of 'unique twists'. Humans have already put everything on pasta and pasta in everything.

Or another one I encounter too often "my own special [recipe/method/style/etc]" and the secret ingredient is... its just bad. no secret just bad.

So this is what declaring war on Italy looks like.

Huh, neat.

Jail, jail for one thousand years

This is some vile ChatGPT creation

IDK, pasta is basically just boiled flatbread in a fancy shape, I don’t see why this couldn’t work, at least in principle. Ever heard of rice pudding? Sounded just as weird to me the first time my mom told me about it, but turned out to be quite delicious. I’m almost tempted to give this one a try.

Thank you for showing me a way to cook pasta where I have to actively add things that look like bugs to it, quite appetizing

yummy

That could be good. The cheese is a little weird.

No

It probably is pretty good. I don’t really like sweet dishes, but I’d try this.

Is it just me or does the pasta look uncooked?