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  • potential explanations:

    it's him and he genuinely wasn't running (as his confession suggests), whilst also being chased by the police surveillance state, so even if he was running it would take meticulous planning to truly avoid the cops.

    it's him and he planned to get caught and the confession, the inconsistencies etc. are intended to make prosecuting him "without a doubt" incredibly difficult. You can bet money on his lawyer knowing a lot of these inconsistencies too, and exploiting them in court.

    it's him but he's trying to obscure his motives etc. for [reason]. (unlikely)

    it isn't him but a lookalike who's being framed for it because of [conspiracy theory]. (unlikely)

    it isn't him but a lookalike who framed themselves for [reason]. (unlikely)

    • It could also be not be him, and some deal was made with a lookalike to close the case quickly, or to avoid giving the adjuster a platform to tell his story

    • it isn't him but a lookalike who's being framed for it because of [conspiracy theory]. (unlikely)

      Because the cops can't find the real killer but they have to present someone. Saying "we can't find him" is not an option for them right now. They must present a killer to maintain image. If a killer is not presented then this shot will be heard round the world as the starting gun for a class war. There is no situation in which NCPD will be allowed to not present a killer for swift justice.

      Therefore, if they really actually can't find the guy because he covered his tracks well.... Well, they received an anonymous tip from a McDonald's about a guy that kind of looks like their guy. Better go bag him so they've got something to show for this big manhunt that can appease the overlords.

      The reaction of Luigi himself so far is the only thing that gives me pause about this, because he doesn't really seem to be denying any of it was him. But I also don't think he's actually had a chance to speak in court, or rather for his lawyer to speak for him, and is maybe making the intelligent move called "shutting the fuck up". We will have to see what gets said in court later. But if he does own up to it, then it means either he definitely is actually The Adjuster or else he's intentionally choosing to take the fall for whoever is. I find the second option unlikely but not impossible, but it's too conspiracy-theory for me to back it seriously, and if that really is what he's doing then I ain't no snitch anyway. Just write Luigi down in the history books and call it a day.

      But at the end of the day the list of evidence the cops claim to have found on him is one of the fishiest police stories I've ever read, and that's saying something because I'm an American that tracks the news regularly.

      • The first thing he shouted from the car taking him to the courthouse fit the idea that this was all planted:

        it's completely unjust! It's an insult to the intelligence of the American people!"

        To me that reads: this is dishonest and unfair because it wasn't me it's an insult to USians intelligence because I don't even look like him. (My inferences in italics.)

        It was reported on Dec 10 that he said the money was planted on him.

  • Also, we're still wondering if the McSnitch is getting their reward money. The last I heard they were thinking about withholding it.

    And that would be such a great propaganda point to show that US law enforcement doesn't regard the rest of us as full persons / citizens and will cheat us out of our due even when we cooperate. So yeah, no-one sees nothing. Ever. You're a collaborator if you do.

    Zero Witnesses.

  • somehow the cops just know from grainy 140p footage

    was miraculously not shattered into pieces, which happens to all other 3d printed guns.

    the very well-built gun has a particular reload quirk that was seen in the surveillance footage

    the doubt about not disposing the gun is a fair point. i suppose he either wanted to seed doubt to the prosecution (as someone else claimed below), or just forgot to plan this part

    would naturally spend a long period of time sitting in a public place

    fair point, but i think he simply settled into routine. this is corroborated by him being "visibly shaken" and not−well-prepared to someone asking him about the murder

    including the additional time it would take for the cops to respond and then arrive

    he obviously did not know someone tipped him off

    a random McDonald s worker

    slight correction: a fellow customer told the worker. if the concern here is that he would hide his face to the worker, well he may have dropped his guard after going back to his seat

  • lost a couple inches in height, changed skin colour

    their new yet slightly different face

    tf you mean

  • Are we fucking with sofas again?

    This is one of my dystopian thriller elements: If the police can't find the culprit of a high-profile crime, then they find someone, plant an orgy of evidence and railroad him into capital punishment or life in a supermax. Just to show that the long arm of the law always wins.

    Doing a for-real investigation and just disappearing / killing off any likely suspects is optional, depending on how vengeful the elites feel about it.

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