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nathan mahoney kills another ceo

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Class war finally coming out in the open? One can hope
- Since Europe does whatever 'merica does, I can't wait for this trend to arrive here.
  
  Why wait? CEOs are killing thousands through their decisions right now and even more later through their actions. Theres no time to waste waiting!
  
  I was kinda hoping we’d take a page from French history books on this one, all you need is a little wood, a little steel, and gravity to really get things rolling

with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.
though.
- :(
  Everyone, if you're stabbing someone don't leave the knife in. It's gonna block most of the bleeding and give the "victim" higher chances of survival
  
  And maybe twist if you have the time....
  
  So you're saying I can remove it and stab again??
  
  This isn't :(
  I understand that we are angry, BUT we know nothing about this guy -- the company seems like a small niche manufacturing business. The guy isn't some super elite C-suite executive, he's just a high-level manager/director. Maybe he was an asshole. Don't know if he is guilty of anything though
- You gotta stab then twist
  
  Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.
  This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you've got a real knife and know what you're doing but it's more effort than it's worth otherwise, and the one thing that won't work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.
  Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it's just unpleasant.

All the companies I've worked for have said they're more like families. Families fight sometimes. I think all of these matters should remain between family members.
- DV is a serious and well known issue. These CEOs should've seen it coming.
- A domestic you could say.
- "This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more of a source of cheap labour, like a family."
- *Tis the season.
- You're more likely to be killed by a family member than a coworker, too.

Workplace violence has always been a thing in the US. As a phenomena, it predates the era of school shootings. It's so common that I feel comfortable predicting that this man's motives were a personal grievance, not class warfare.
- "Going postal" was a thing.
  It was a thing before Columbine, cause man, I remember the talks at school about that.
  The class was brought out, we sat under a tree, and were allowed to talk about our feelings.
  One of my bullies looked me dead in the eye, and said something along the lines of "Its always the quiet ones."
  I'm surprised I didn't have to talk to anyone after looking him dead in the eye back and replying "Yeah, it is." Just letting it hang in the air.
  I will say, he no longer bullied me after that.
  That's ok, I had another bully who learned the hard way that if pushed far enough, I would break bones if provoked enough. Last day of school that year. He clotheslined me and put me in a choke hold when I was running a football, you know, playing like a kid on the last day of school. He still had a hold as we got up, him behind me. When my vision started to dim, I stomped the arch of his foot (multiple fractures, lot of bones there) to get out, then turned and broke his nose with one punch.
  It all stopped after that.
  Because my teachers were aware of the bullying (thanks for stopping it, assholes) I didn't get in any trouble. This was at the beginning of zero tolerance talks. It was a policy the next school year.
  
  The Postal video game series was quite directly based on the trend of postal workers going crazy and killing people in the 80s and 90s.
  
  Zero Tolerance = Bully Enabling
  
  I was a fake bully. Big giant bastard. Me and this other guy had a bit where I'd pick him up by putting my hand around his throat on with pressure on the sides and lifting him by his jaw while he was against some lockers with a loud bang. I think he also jumped. Obviously a stupid dangerous thing to do, but par for the course for testosterone fueled teenagers. Looked violent as shit though, essentially a pro wrestling choke slam.
- I mean if school shootings are acceptable and there's the chance for many many victims, America should quite happily accept CEO murders to continue.
- Depending on the grievance it might still be "class warfare" depending on how loosely you define it.
- It has literally been taught in schools for decades, what did people expect?
- There may be a personal grievance, but what are the chances that if he had better work conditions, that the personal grievance he had would have driven him to this?
- While true, how many of those workplace incidents involved someone from the executive level?

His name better fucking be Mario.
- The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…
- At the very least it should be his handle/nickname in jail
- Or a member of the Army of Yoshis?

Hey maybe school shootings will go down now
- CEO’s are the new classrooms
  
  And then congress with actually do something about it...
- Swap school shootings with workplace stabbings. Uno reverse, American style.
- Idk there was already one since luigi
  
  If this was named Mario I would check myself with a psychologist.
  
  There are 16 mass shootings in the US from Dec 4th to today Dec 19th. That's from the wiki on it.
  Yes only 1 was at a school, but this shit is not going to show down or stop with how we currently are dealing with it.
- Bring it full circle. Max points for gun manufacturer CEOs.

Boardrooms are the new classrooms, if you will
- CEOs are identifying as cats and demanding litter boxes to shit in during meetings. And a guy I know has a sister that told him she heard that somewhere.
- Thanks for rewording my joke
  
  I meant to reply to you instead of starting a new comment. Sorry.

More like this please. Enough of these parasites destroying the planet and forcing us to live as slaves.

He probably gave them a membership to the jelly of the month club instead of a Christmas bonus.
- Top reference, I will always upvote the greatest christmas movie of all time
  
  It’s the gift that keeps on giving all year…

I wonder if this new trend will stop some CEOs from forcing RTO. Harder to stab over the computer 🤔
- No, they'll just WFH. They're important and make the rules, so clearly the rules don't apply to them.
  
  Still not safe:

You guys realize this company is tiny, right? The guy stabbed isn't some rich CEO. He just runs a machine shop. In Muskegon. Which is basically nowhere. Also, the guy is expected to live, and Nathan was arrested in 15 minutes. This story is no comparison, it's just sad.
- Definitely not very big, but tiny is an overstatement. https://andersonexpressinc.com/index.php?page=about-us, I would consider them small.
  But yeah, to me, this seems more like a violent disagreement than anything on the level of the UHC shooting
  
  Oh, I saw all that. They probably have like, 4 engineers. Im in that industry, in the area. Never heard of them. Just looking at the fixtures and molds and stuff on their websites, I would be willing to bet they do well under $10M a year. Maybe even under $5M. Tiny.

If I have to choose between an America where Executives live in fear that one day they could be the next headline, and one where the same thing happens but it's to school children?
Not much of a choice
- Easy choice

They make tank parts, fyi.
- Like...for peace tanks?
  
  Like...for fish tanks?
- That’s very noteworthy!
- And electric car parts. It's an engineering / machining company, you would be very hard pressed to find any companies like it that don't work with the largest source of funding in the world

One one way violence will be tolerated in the workplace, and it's not from the lower class!!
/s

I'm assuming he cancelled Christmas bonuses.
- Jelly of the month club is the gift that keeps on giving all year long!
  
  That it is Edward. That it is indeed.
- or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party
  <.<
- They’re still having a pizza party, but only pineapple topping.

Is this real?

Based

it's starting

kills another CEO? MSN article says the CEO will have a speedy recovery.
also don't think this guy deserved it so.... great shitpost! lol
- They all deserve it. Plus the company is part of the MIC so fuck em.

I'm holding off on the celebration until I know the reason for the stabbing and what kind of person the president is.

CEOs rethinking RTO

https://www.andersonexpressinc.com/
Is the company
- Wow! That's an engineering type company. Oh man! That's not great. Its a big swath of the whole CEO-dom.
  
  It's a machine shop. The engineering staff is probably a fairly small portion of the employees.

Bubba ain't gonna like those braces. He'll probably rip them off his teeth.
- Nobody is gonna touch this guy, except to high-five him.

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