The Communism Button tests your resolve.

Ummm if you pick the USSR I'm pretty sure you are eventually given a state sanctioned anime girlfriend. If I'm remembering my history right.

Trick question, the catgirl will only like you if you push the "Reform the USSR" button

No I don't like this. Feels sexist somehow. No I won't elaborate. Cause I can't. Just feels bad. Maybe I'm just hyper-aware of misogyny and everything even remotely associated with it lately. Am I hYsTeRiCaL??? No but seriously, am I?