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Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancer

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Meanwhile in Germany, you can't clean your car in your own driveway because it could pollute the soil, with a fine up to €50k
- Faith in humanity restored
  
  I'm going to show off my freedom and wash my car daily in the driveway.
  That's how this works right?
- Whaaaat
  
  it's mainly to avoid polluting the groundwater, environmental laws are strict and people tend to stick to the rules (and will call the police on you if you don't)
  
  oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
  
  firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
  well now... perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
  
  yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
  
  Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
  
  smile outside of fun time? polizei
  
  good. they even allotted a time, and you still can't figure it out. go to jail.
  
  Prolly just get a fine too.
  
  There's no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.
  
  Ha, you fucking wish
  
  Do they require car wash stations to have a water treatment plant on site?
  
  of course!
  Annex 49 of the decree about the requirements to evacuate used water in waterways (Abwasserverordnung - AbwV)
  Requirements described by DIN EN 858 parts 1 and 2, DIN 1999-100, DIN 1999-101, DIN 1986-3, DIN 1986-30, DIN EN 1610 and codes of practice DWA-M 167 parts 1 and 2 and ATV-M 143 part 6
- Ich bin stolz auf sie

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