The deer aren't crossing the road
The deer aren't crossing the road
The deer aren't crossing the road
This has similar energy to "you're not in traffic, you are traffic".
I really pissed off a coworker with this line. Complains about 1.5 hour commute because of "all the assholes in rush hour".
We get this in my hometown - people see the place, decide they want to live in the forest. They clearcut a chunk of it and build their house. Then when a bear wanders into their new yard (following the same territory it always has) they call the cops.
To… jail the deer?
I don't even know. I guess folks from the suburbs would call the cops and get an animal control officer to come out if they saw a bear in their yard? But my town was way too small to have animal control - theres like 2 cops and the emergency system switches over to the state troopers at night.
And again, bears live in the woods, of you build your house in their woods they're gonna walk on your deck occasionally.
No, to jail the bear!
The way you describe it, it sounds like they should be clearing out the entire forest not just a chunk of it 💀
edit: I didn't say that I think they should, fwiw.
They're doing their level best.
Depending on your frame of reference, the road is crossing the deer.
The deer are cross with the road, too
From a certain point of view
Technically they are jaywalking so this would be a fawnlonie
Why did I laugh at this?? I THOUGHT I HAD STANDARDS!
Don't stop yourself from experiencing joy, it's rare enough.
I wanna know how deer are taught to read the deer crossing signs so they know that's where they are supposed to cross.
Deers are the ones who put those signs down.
And they are shocked when you drive too fast, so they wait until you drive by and then they jump in front of your car in order to tell you to drive slower.
Now that's an answer to why did the chicken cross the road that I never considered
Same thing happened with the Mexicans. They didn't cross the border, the border crossed them.
The best experiences i had with deer was when i was fishing. they just chilled around me and wondered what the fuck is this human doing in our home. It was nice to share the time with them as no one else was there and it was quiet
Both are correct
I can agree on that
What a double crossed world :)
I really like this one
I mean, kinda yeah, but also deer are royally fucking removed and would totally stand in the middle of the ocean if it meant getting in the way
People are weak for needing cars.
Yes, but how is that relevant to the comment you replied to?
What a ridiculous statement. Haha. What community did I stumble into?
True, it's removed we need so many cars. But they also literally connect the world, and if used correctly, help us see new things and understand the world better.
I think the reason that deer seem "removed" in their response to cars is that for their entire evolutionary history there has never been an animal that would hurtle through both the day and night at improbable speeds almost completely silently. No land predator has previously evolved to blind its prey with large powerful sets of lights at night.
Counterintuitively, in my opinion deer seem to so often chaotically run out in front of cars (and growing up somewhere with lots of deer I know how incredibly infuriating and scary this can be) because it is actually the most sensible survival strategy for being ambushed by a fast moving predator with a lot of inertia that may or may not realize they have stumbled upon a meal.
Imagine you weren't a pathetic, slow human being and could outrun most predators, now imagine chilling inside a bush when you see a a grizzly bear sprinting at 40mph almmmossst but not quite straight at you.
Your impulse is to freeze and then wait for the right moment to bolt, especially because the predator hasn't seen you yet and likely just caught your scent or is running at something else. However, this predator is scentless, nearly silent and at night blinds you so that the distance they are away from you is very difficult to determine (the opposite of a grizzly bear really), so the right moment to bolt is hard to judge.
At the last second you realize the "grizzly bear" is almost upon you and you panic because it is happening so fast and fall back on your instincts. Your instincts, as a prey animal that can run faster and for longer than predators, are the same as any human who has ever played a sport where they need to rush past a defender.... and you erratically cut across the bear's path of motion after you think it has committed to rushing directly at you. The idea is to hopefully catch the bear with its weight shift committed in the wrong direction so you get just a tinnyyyy bit more of a head start in the chase. In otherwords the deer's instinct is to try to "juke" the fast moving predator with fancy footwork.
Please see the scientific illustration I have provided, notice that the bear's path (red) has to switch directions whereas if the deer had decided to just directly run away from their bear the bear wouldn't have needed to switch directions/accelerate twice, just make a slight turn to reorient itself into an opportunistic chase with the deer.
This doesn't work on cars, especially because if at first a deer doesn't succeed at getting the timing right they are dead.
I think your probably right on all counts (supported by the highly scientific diagram, 10/10), but also deer are just really stupid, which I can say from having lived in their habitat half my life lol. I think it's mostly likely that intelligence was just never evolutionarily very useful to deer, it almost never is as it takes a lot of energy and doesn't generally support reproduction. The strategy deer have adopted seems to involve shitting out a bunch of babies each year and hope for the best. Which works great when the best isn't 2-5 tons of metal with a bunch of kinetic energy.
You're completely right. Many other animals understand the concept of roads and will leave them when a car approaches, as long as you don't surprise them before they have the chance. Foxes for example.
Deers however will cross a road when a car approaches, and sometimes even change their mind and cross the road a second time in the other direction.
But deer are a pest in most areas anyways, so they are better off dead. Just a shame for the damage done to the car
What's funny about humans is we are more than happy to eat intelligent animals like pigs, but for the most part won't put forth the effort needed to eat deer which are dumb as rocks. Very sad.
True, but fuck deer. Prion-ridden idiots, the lot of them.
Do not fuck deers
Um.... Oops...
Stupid horned horses
I live around deer forests and they always seem pretty street smart all things considered, pheasants on the other hand. . .
Deep
What's this from?
Autism speaks
Gee oh my. I guess we shouldn't drive cars anymore.
Yes.
I dream of a road paved with deer.