Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
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Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
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This article is fucking amazing.
"At press time, reports confirmed the British man was put down by veterinarians after he became aggressive around Indian people."
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I thought The Onion does satire?
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As harsh as it may sound, we must acknowledge that perhaps this British man was not meant for our world
Brexit means Brexit lads. Time to pack it up.
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And then if you cross breed a few of those, you’ll get people who’ll turn out of be traitorous shits.
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Eventually they become royalty
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checks notes on which country just elected a fascist to President-for-life
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Maybe go a little further back in those notes on what country is responsible for at least 75% of the problems in the modern world...
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If you’re actually American and you’re suggesting that it’s Britain - leaving the US less than 25% of blame for everything - that’s a breathtakingly unexpected level of humility. Well done!
I don’t think we can pin the whole Empire on Barry, 63 though.
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I'm from the UK. I found this funny, unreservedly. But I honestly really wish Americans would drop the "Cockney" thing and take the piss out of modern British accents instead. We've got a million of them and most of them are comic - let's let Cockney die?
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it has the word "cock" in it, it's unrealistic to expect people to latch onto anything else
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10 years ago, the onion was doing fake satire articles, but by now they became so realistic, it's scary.
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This joke is over 20 years old
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