1mo ago

Literally c/THE_PACK

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HAWWWWGG
- CRANK IT, BROTHER!
  
  Straight crankin

AROOOOO HELL YES BROTHER

THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!

CRANKING IN MY HAWG
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
- 🔥🫸📃 ✍️ 🔥

AAAARROOOOOOO!

LETS HIT THE ROAD!
- THAT HURT MY HAND!!

It's bonehealingjuice, but ODing on five different kinds of stimulants while CRANKING THE HOOOOOG

Y'all need female friends
Or jesus
- You need a hog to crank. HAAWWWGGG
  
  Fair

Girls boring 🙄 Boys boys quirky 🤪
- WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS
- Anyone can CRANK THEIR HOGG!
  
  Then let's post memes to that effect :)
- I SEE YOU BROTHER AND I CRANKED THIS OUT FOR ALL OUR GIRL BROTHERS!
  
  I SUCK AT PHOTO EDITING BUT IT'S ABOUT THAT 💯 EFFORT! AROOOOOOOO!!
  
  HELL YEAH I NOW FEEL REPRESENTED AND WELCOME IN THIS SPACE SO I FEEL LIBERATED TO ALSO CRANK IT AROOO
- !
- Boys cranking their hoooog
- Define boys
  
  I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG, BUT I THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DEFINING GENDER!!!
  THE PACK IS ALL ABOUT INCLUSION!! I DON'T CARE HOW YOU MF'ERS SELF IDENTIFY, YOU'RE ALL MY BROTHERS AS LONG AS YOU LOVE CRANKING THAT HOG!!!!
  AROOOOOO!
  
  We can start with the boys in your meme, chief

Is "crankin ma hawg" a cheeky wank or not?
- WHETHER IT'S YOUR DICK OR YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS LEFT UP TO INTERPRETATION
- NO BROTHER IT'S MY HOG
- It's cranking ones hog

When I was 23 I spent multiple weekends driving to a different city to talk to older women (60s) about their lives and shared community
- 👍
  BACK TO CRANKING THAT HAWG!!

Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.
- The imagery

I ask because my english doesn't include whatever these Guy says but... Is it alcohol apology?
- I assume you mean "analogy" instead of "apology".
  The "THE_PACK" community is a parody of US biker (motorcycle) culture, where many men refer to their motorcycle as their "hog".
  "Hog" is also a slang term for a man's penis.
  "Cranking my hog" is slang for male masturbation. I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle in the biker community, but I'm not 100% sure of that (my old man was a biker so I am loosely familiar with some of their slang).
  They intentionally misspell "hog" as "hawg" for fun. So it's just a bunch of guys standing around jokingly referencing masturbation under the guise of talking about riding their motorcycles.
  
  Fortunatly not the most useful kind of english. But today I'm a bit more educated.
  
  I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle
  Specifically a hog is a Harley (or really any touring bike now), large, slow turning, and they start with H, and yeah you could call racing the engine (the vroom vroom throttle thing) cranking, though that's more of an action on older motorcycles you'd do to actually start the thing
  The term from male masturbation actually comes from crank-start engines
  
  To add, it's an extremely uplifting and wholesome community.
  I've regularly tuned in when I'm feeling down and am moved by the support everyone shows
- its motorcycles or masturbation buts its vague enough to be funny in its crude absurdity.
  
  TIL new words
- I'm trying to figure out what you mean by alcohol apology. Are you talking about drinking too much and getting a hangover the next morning?
  
  Idk my self. I really cannot figuring out what these people are cheering for. (They are cheering? Right?)

THEY SEE ME CRANKIN'...

Okay well maybe not the 17 year old
Edit: hmm... depends on context
- EVERYONE'S ALLOWED IN THE PACK, BROTHER!!! AS LONG AS YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS ABLE TO CRANK YOU'LL CRANK IT, AND IF IT AIN'T WE'LL FIX IT!!! AROOOOO!!!

I'm highly proficient in a much more self gratifying field than I was in just ~2 years ago, so I'd probably intimidate just 2 year younger me, let alone 4 or 7 year younger me.

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